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	How to Get the Best Offer For Your HTS Items Whatever you do, don't panic. Do not accept a fraction of its price. by jillian3_3
	Seven Succulent Suggestions for Scoring Neofriends I'd probably say that meeting people from around the world is the greatest thing about Neopets. by unilover381
	What Meerca Chase Negg Are You? Just take this quiz and match up your personality with a negg's personality! by abi_forever
	Danger! Danger! "That was the reason they built Faerie City in the first place. It was to see just how much weight the clouds could support..." by adoqhina
	Surviving the Maintenance Madness What is the average Neopian to do during the down-for-maintenance madness? by rainbow_daydreamer
	Gourmet Club Trophy So you're thinking of getting the Gourmet Club trophy for your pet but don't know where to start? by lilkramit
	How The Neopian Made His Millions Come sit with the Blumaroo and learn from the infinite wisdom of Dan! by danman111111
	9 Sure Ways to Get Into the Neopian Times Use good form. If you've ever written anything, you probably know that you should have a beginning, middle, and an end! by tenthz
	Wintery Styles for the Fashionable Neopian Winter's a comin'! It's time to pack away all of those awesome T-shirts and baseball caps and start pulling out those warmer clothes... by playmobil_is_my_life
	Gifts For The Month Of Celebrating First of all, what do they like? Start asking your neofriends what they have really been wanting. by rayquaza_lover

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"Not the Same" by water_glass
"Excuse me? I didn't ask for a response. I give out quests for no reason. I need items and I don't want to bother getting them myself. I also don't want to be bothered. I placed a sign outside my door so no one would come knocking bothering me and here you are all peppy and grinning asking what I want? I want you pesky Neopets to stop bothering me..."

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The Christmas Concert Conundrum: Part One
"AJ," Daryl pleaded, "I know my music! I think this piano is just seriously out of tune!"

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The Mutant Prince: Part Eleven
The prince's midnight return home marked for him the beginning of weeks of torment. Tarquinn sneaked into his private apartments, immediately locked the doors, drew the heavy curtains over all the windows...

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Cybunnies are MANLY
...Well, maybe not, but at least they're cute and fluffy?

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