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	Is Newer Really Better? [Part 2] Arr, I'm telling ye, tha ol' games be betta' than all them new games! In my days, we'd sit 'n enjoy a good game of [some game no one ever heard of in their life]... Also by faeriegurl4lyfe by fip
	Sophie the Swamp Witch Sophie’s name proves two things about her. She lives in a swamp and she’s a witch. by dark_goddess_rising
	Your Friendly Gift Giving Guide The main thing for you to remember is this simple fact: it isn’t about the cost of the gift, but the effort you put into it. by uggazew
	The Buzzer Game - BUZZ! This guide should give you the basics and all that other stuff for you to become the buzzer game champ! by littlej001
	Xantan's Guide on Correct Neopets Behavior Neopia - a place where it is all seemingly pleasant and peaceful; the truth is that it has some unhappy Neopets and owners. by xantan51
	Revenge of the Disgruntled Neopians What you’re about to delve into is a guide that has developed as the result of many hours of frustration taken out on poor pixel caricatures of certain staff members that run Neopets. by sum41girl2k
	The Xweetok: a Guide to Caring for this Adorable Pet The first thing you notice when you look at a Xweetok is its silky fur. This long coat is very important, for it enables the Xweetok to survive in cold weather... by banishedwarrior
	Top Ten Ways to Avoid Taking Out the Trash Nobody likes garbage duty. It's an annoying, bothersome, smelly job. So I have carefully devised some plans for you, dear reader... by animalnutz1993
	The Truth About the Xweetoks The Xweetok, Neopia’s newest inhabitant. At first it may seem harmless; you want to pick it up and cuddle it. by appropinquo
	Food Club: an Allergies Analogy What are these "allergies" that affect certain Pirates? Why does each hinder some pirates more than others? by blobenterprises

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Masila let out a long, low sigh. "Forgive me," she murmured, silently reminding herself that she needed to be pleasant - for now. "It's been a hard trek up the mountain, and the high altitude can make me short tempered."

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A Thief's Promise
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Shattering Point: Part One
The mansion stood like a parasite on the hill, unknown where everything else was known, a shadow where everything else was bathed in artificial light; it scared me to death...

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The Poogle Racer: Part Two
"Wow! Look how she walks, lifting her feet up high and shaking her head…almost prancing! As though she's the best Poogle out there…"

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Neopian Bloopers #2
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