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Is Newer Really Better? [Part 2]

Arr, I'm telling ye, tha ol' games be betta' than all them new games! In my days, we'd sit 'n enjoy a good game of [some game no one ever heard of in their life]...

Also by faeriegurl4lyfe

by fip

Sophie the Swamp Witch

Sophie’s name proves two things about her. She lives in a swamp and she’s a witch.

by dark_goddess_rising
Your Friendly Gift Giving Guide

The main thing for you to remember is this simple fact: it isn’t about the cost of the gift, but the effort you put into it.

by uggazew
The Buzzer Game - BUZZ!

This guide should give you the basics and all that other stuff for you to become the buzzer game champ!

by littlej001
Xantan's Guide on Correct Neopets Behavior

Neopia - a place where it is all seemingly pleasant and peaceful; the truth is that it has some unhappy Neopets and owners.

by xantan51
Revenge of the Disgruntled Neopians

What you’re about to delve into is a guide that has developed as the result of many hours of frustration taken out on poor pixel caricatures of certain staff members that run Neopets.

by sum41girl2k
The Xweetok: a Guide to Caring for this Adorable Pet

The first thing you notice when you look at a Xweetok is its silky fur. This long coat is very important, for it enables the Xweetok to survive in cold weather...

by banishedwarrior
Top Ten Ways to Avoid Taking Out the Trash

Nobody likes garbage duty. It's an annoying, bothersome, smelly job. So I have carefully devised some plans for you, dear reader...

by animalnutz1993
The Truth About the Xweetoks

The Xweetok, Neopia’s newest inhabitant. At first it may seem harmless; you want to pick it up and cuddle it.

by appropinquo
Food Club: an Allergies Analogy

What are these "allergies" that affect certain Pirates? Why does each hinder some pirates more than others?

by blobenterprises
 
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"A Thief's Promise" by summerlove77
Masila let out a long, low sigh. "Forgive me," she murmured, silently reminding herself that she needed to be pleasant - for now. "It's been a hard trek up the mountain, and the high altitude can make me short tempered."




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Caution: Cute & Kind Xweetoks on the loose!
Half of them seem to be delirious from fever from these terrible tropics, and the rest seem to be having hallucinations of this beast they call the Xweetok...

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Baby Angel: Growing Up
"Look at me!" she cried out to her owner, flapping her arms wildly...

by shadowcristal

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Inexorable: Part Three
Ryddle rushed up to the ghost Lupe, leaving the rather confused Tyger on the front steps. "Phantom! You didn't tell us you'd be coming!"

by haannsolo

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Seamstress Cybunny: Part One
Colleen liked to clean only her room, and Colette enjoyed cooking. I was the one who was forced by my siblings to do one thing I liked the most - sewing...

by anime_cybunny

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Petpet Tails
Starring Tomos and Nabile!

by little_hamsters365

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Giving Thanks
*wishes for black tie event*

by plaquenil



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