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Around the World in 80 Turns: The Games of Neopia

Which game will you choose?

by parody_ham
What To Bring On Your First Adventure

Are you ready for an adventure? Don’t forget to carry along the essentials!

by _apiesammy_
Five Adventure for Your Next Tabletop Game

Choose your own adventure!

by chasing_stars44
What You Need Become The Ultimate Cosy Gamer

Cosy and gaming? Sign me up. Collab with notooryous

by cibola
Tales from my NeoDeck: Adventures in Card Collecting

Card collecting is fun!

by weakestlink33
 
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"A Quick Breather" by black_skull725
“Our informants have spotted the Grey Painter and Vira just south of the Haunted Woods. We suspect they are making their way to Altador. You must intercept them at all costs! Please, be careful,” Queen Fyora said into a microphone while Dr. Landelbrot aimed a special camera at her. “That’s it, the end of the recording,” Dr. Landelbrot said. “Transmitting now…” The Faerie Queen sighed as she stepped out of the room and back into the council chamber. “How dare you accuse me of cursing your land?! You shut your mouth right now!” shouted an angry King Skarl. Queen Fyora glared at King Skarl and Lord Darigan. “Stop! The world is in crisis and all you can think about is a settled matter from years ago!” She shook her head in severe disappointment, calmly made her way to the balcony door, and floated outside, gently shutting the door behind her...




Other Stories


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ADVANCED NeoQuest!
Classroom 104-A sees its last class for the day file out casually. The students go about their business, as the professor for “Running an Ethical Business in Neopia Central” folds a notebook and follows the tail end of the crowd.

by homsar_eggplant

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Statecraft
Roberta of Brightvale hardly needed to remember her mother. She was long gone before she had uttered her first word, and thereafter her surviving uncles gave her all the love she ever needed.

by likelife96

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A Cheater's Redemption
Growls and snarls echoed through the darkness, occasionally punctuated by a howl.

by catchinglights

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Dungeons and Dimwits
Reena was a blur of brown and teal and dark, muddy red. She ran on all fours through a winding collection of twists and turns.

by kayixu

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Getting Started
My Kau trying to make a character.

by mousebroker

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Master of Games
I totally know the rules. Collab with _kougra_rules_

by keruza



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