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"A Quick Breather" by black_skull725
“Our informants have spotted the Grey Painter and Vira just south of the Haunted Woods. We suspect they are making their way to Altador. You must intercept them at all costs! Please, be careful,” Queen Fyora said into a microphone while Dr. Landelbrot aimed a special camera at her.
“That’s it, the end of the recording,” Dr. Landelbrot said. “Transmitting now…”
The Faerie Queen sighed as she stepped out of the room and back into the council chamber.
“How dare you accuse me of cursing your land?! You shut your mouth right now!” shouted an angry King Skarl.
Queen Fyora glared at King Skarl and Lord Darigan. “Stop! The world is in crisis and all you can think about is a settled matter from years ago!”
She shook her head in severe disappointment, calmly made her way to the balcony door, and floated outside, gently shutting the door behind her...
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