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"The Collector" by snowwhite6210
Sitting on his Judge Hog Bed in his Neolodge Room (number 890) a Halloween Xweetok smiled as he looked at the scenery in his room. A large collection of different sorts of items from Battle Equipment to plushies were scattered everywhere, even on the floor, barely leaving room for him to get to his Judge Hog Bed, which made his friends wonder how he got to it at night. He, however, didn’t care. He was very happy with his collection. “Snivore? When are you going to start putting things on display properly?” his Mutant Meowclops named Jazz asked as he tried walking up to the bed, pushing his way through a bunch of plushies. “I think they are fine how they are, Jazz. I’m looking into getting another Neolodge room and starting on another collection – this time, stamps” Snivore said proudly. “I just love having a large collection!” “But what if I somehow get lost in this collection?” Jazz asked, imagining himself being buried in the pile of plushies near Snivore’s bed. “I won’t let that happen, I promise. I don’t want...

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