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Issue: 1023 | 13th day of Celebrating, Y26 |
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 | Christmas Petpets: The Perfect Holiday Companion But let’s be honest here, as great as the holidays are, they could always use a little more magic. And where does that magic come from? Your Christmas Petpets, of course. Collab with Vlynn62
by tamimarieb |  | Cryptic: Winter companionWelcome in and thank you for joining us in this special meeting called “Winter companion”.
by water_park1993 |  | The Neopets Christmas Extravaganza: Borovan, Festivities, and FunAs the twinkling lights of the season sparkle across Neopia, it’s time for a Christmas celebration like no other — and this year, it’s all about Borovan. Collab with nick_weaver1337
by corryn10 |  | 18 Ways to Enjoy Your Holidays Another holiday season is upon us and with it are plenty of reasons to celebrate! Collab with firefoxtails
by metakitsune |  | A Guide to Stamps for the Winter Holiday Season*oof* Pardon me! I didn’t see you there behind all of those boxes. Things have been crazy around here at the Post Office Kiosk for what feels like months!
by tylerhuyser |  | Christmas Weewoo: A Scientific StudyA scientific exploration of Christmas Weewoo courtesy of "Science with the Seekers!"
by parody_ham |  | A Very Neopian Holiday Reading GuideWhether you’re trying to perfect your holiday cookie recipe, wrangle a Raindorf into wearing a festive hat, or just survive a particularly awkward holiday party, there’s a book for that.
by elphabaization |  | Battledome Weapon Gag Gifts for Every Friend: Part 2Advent season is here in full swing! If you have lingering question marks next to the names of any Neofriends on your holiday gift shopping list, you’re in the right place. Collab with 9kas
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Headlines "Borovan Black Hole" by illogicalatlas Unless you care for skiing, the Month of Celebrating is not really a highlight in any sport. That’s common knowledge.
Most Neopians often find themselves preoccupied with one of two sets of activities.
Either you could focus on the glitz and glamour of sparkling lights, lofty gifts, and hitting the right note while singing with your guildmates.
Or, you could take a lift up to the tallest mountains with the sole goal of rushing yourself down those mountains as quickly as you can. Lather, rinse, and repeat until your paws or claws or fins grow numb, then cosy up in the Valley with good company and better food.
All the norm, that is, unless your name is Tobias Sigmir. Then you might just happen to know a little better than that.
While the big leagues were resting their laurels, there was a small, but promising Gormball Little League match coming up between two teams in Happy Valley. A blip on the calendar that most would overlook.
Which should have made it the perfect opportunity for the Ixi to sneak in, to go unnoticed, and to simply enjoy the sport as a fan.
Surely, Yooyuball was the very last thing on his mind when he planned this trip.
Yet, here he sat. A hot cup of borovan in his hooves, and the familiar scowl of a certain Maraquan Acara directly across from him.
“Does this place seriously not have a Rambus Cream Latte…?”
Elon Hughlis grumbled as he flipped through his menu.
Tobias tilted his head as he leaned forward slightly, trying his best to keep up an air of professionalism. Of all the Pets that could have spotted him in the hustle and bustle of the Mountain’s busiest season, it just had to be the infamous captain of the Maraquan Mermaids.
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