I HATE Mondiis!

by rawrthedinosaur

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The Babysitter
"Snowdrop, please don't try to scare the babysitter off, or throw a mud balloon at her face."

by rexsunmar

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How to Dance Like Rosie, And Other Important Things
Step 3: dislocate kneecaps.

by larkspurlane

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How Much Should Skeiths Eat? - A Warning of Appetite
Neopian statutes are silent on the subject, and any courts there might be, with negligence typical of such bureaucratic office, have never judicially decided in any way, shape, or form, the amount of food necessary for the rampaging hunger of a Skeith.

by rubicanteoffire

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Neopest
BEST FRIENDS FOREVER.

by bugeyedthing

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