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Issue: 427 | 22nd day of Sleeping, Y12

Comics

	A Neo Look ...at Neoquest II by jewelia52
	Islander Tails ~ Let's eat Seth vs. Let's eat, Seth Commas: Now more important than you think. Coloring by augiboo7 by sethcrocodile
	The Danger of Avatars Dun dun dun dun! Idea by dutchese159 by xiceangelzx
	Fire & Ice I didn't think it'd work out either. by amkb123s
	Not Quite Heroic A young Bori sets out to make Neopia a safer place, but ends up biting off more than he can chew. by restoring
	Eyeball Check this out! by happiness_express
	Neopian Antics #5: What happens in the Magma Pool... MAGMA! by ahqua
	The Feminine Touch You think Santa takes returns?... by gypsygirl20
	Land of Pacman When you realised those worms had nothing to do with magma pets... by pacmanite
	Lab Ray Fun BZZZAP!! by jombra
	101 Uses of the Magma Pool No Chias were harmed while drawing this comic. by opentaniec
	The Gingerman awkward silence by sweet_delights96
	Mishap in Moltara While exploring Moltara... by mybestfriendgina
	SURPRISE! This is exactly why I don't like surprises... by aponky
	The New Qnde & Szoo #8 About favourite owners by shubi5
	Fuzzeh Logic: Fiery! Poor, poor Scorchio... by jackjack1234
	Kiochi-Kiko Kikos float? by chibino
	OBVE: Cheikz's Experience I didn't know the Lever of Doom hand could stretch that long. by bluerang1
	Chef and Linda Can you fix me and Linda some bacon and eggs? by a_l2n_l2n_a
	Clueless The clueless gift giver strikes again... by dlandwehrs4816
	Toothy They'll never get the avatar at this rate. by tacosquirrel
	Ryo Grande - Home Sweet Home Warmth and comfort? Nope, fresh out of that... by everyway
	Chocolate Cookie Where can he be..? by sivi_bunny
	Faellie Frenzy: The Cupcake Costume Berry has a dream... to be a cupcake. by puter809
	Soy Sauce - Lab Pet Is your lab pet really happy? by black_kisa
	Itaque Sledding! What fun! by yuzu_004
	The Tok of the Town: Sense and Insensitivity First impressions hopefully aren't last impressions with the new management... by moonlightfear
	Paintbrush Complaints Faerie pets, if you can't handle the fun, get out of the Rainbow Pool! by howstrange
	Warning: Don't harass aquatic creatures Small? What kind of sick joke is this? by picklecheesepie
	NewFangled: Magma Woe Needs more magma. by dragon_loyalty
	Colorful Nonsense TREE STUMPS OF DEATTTHH!!! by awesomelolsauce
	Random Oddness Though a cool idea, it doesn't seem very practical. by mistyqee

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"Another Bathroom, Please" by littlest_wiley
"You'd think that with five of us, Mom would have designed more than one bathroom for the house. I mean, how are we supposed to share when Little Miss Vanity commandeers the shower for hours at a time?" Ileire had finished with her hair and was now just standing in front of the mirror. "We can't keep going on like this. We need to talk to Mom."

Other Stories

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The Whimton Musicians
There was a Wall on the west side of Whimton that separated us from the plains between the town and the Haunted Woods. It was that same gloomy gray shade as the rest of Whimton, and nobody really knew why it was there.

by catofparadise

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The Day Neopets Was Down
From the beginning, everyone knew this meeting would end horribly.

by silly51366507

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The Average Neopian: Nine Years Later
There's a certain stigma for users who joined before 2002. When users see these lookups, most expect that these accounts have either been abandoned, or if active, then the owners are filthy rich...

by cherriepoof

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Jelly World - For the Last Time!!!
Dear readers, I am about to prove beyond a doubt that Jelly World could not possibly exist.

by writingkid

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The Puzzling Voyage to Geraptiku: Part Three
Scrap stared at the professor as if the Lenny had gone quite mad. How was he supposed to figure out some archaic puzzle?

by stingjc

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Behind Her Stars: Part One
The same day after my seventeenth birthday I was sent out to look for a job. Unlike some pets, I'd had no idea what I wanted to 'be' in the future.

by sadinei

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