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	Key Quest: For (Fun and) Profit Key Quest may well be Neopia's best-kept secret. by phadalusfish
	How to Play World Challenges Learning how to make the most out of games. by xxkatiexx_07
	Grarrls and You! Grarrl behavior varies by a lot, but most Grarrls prefer to not be fed trash like most owners think they do, so please don't feed your Grarrl dung and old shoes. by kaleb704
	Where Are They Now? Whether they get injured, retire, or are cut from a team, all Yooyuball careers come to an end, and we got the story of happens next. by ben_stiller_rocks
	Which Turdle Are You? The fine minds at Gaseous Moonpie Incorporated (read: me and my posse of Babaa) have spent years studying all aspects of Neopia and have devised a quiz which will help you find yourself again. by moonset
	Advanced Mini-Game Strategies If you need a little help with Key Quest Mini-Games then I may just have a trick or two to share. by mastertrainer9750
	The Fantastical Pet Naming Guide Here are four ways to get an amazing name for your future pet. by daddyslttlegurl
	Hannah and the Kreludor Caves: Exclusive Interview I managed to secure an exclusive interview time slot with our favorite explorer, who sheds light on why she wanted to explore the lands beyond Neopia. by fyora123123
	The Top Ten Pumpkin Treats! It's that time of year again; you can just feel that Autumn is on its way. by xoxkar
	Falling for Fashion Normally everyone knows to look to the fire faeries for fall fashions. by ilovemycatembers
	Preventing Petrification Tips 1. Do not, under any circumstance, try to steal a glowing artifact. It glows for a reason. by candycaddy
	Why We Don't Need Our Faeries I don't think anyone could have anticipated how great a Neopia without faeries would be. by stoicjohn

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Preventing Petrification

Could we have avoided this dreadful event? Have we become too complacent under the faeries' rule? What can we, as fellow lovers of not being turned into stone, do to prevent this from happening again? What can we, as fellow haters of bad things in general, do to ensure Neopia's safety from the mad plans of lurking evildoers? Fear no more, Neopia, for here is a simple and easy to follow guide to avoiding yet another doomsday plot engineered by a diabolical villain..

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