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	Why Yes, I am Quite Cheap. Embrace your inner cheapskate! by chicenhog
	Top Ten Beauty Myths Revealed! Because Unis put in so much effort in grooming themselves, we should be known as Neopia's CLEANEST pets, NOT the most vain! by thorndie
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	5 Steps to Dominating Neopia Excellent. You are now my apprentice. I shall call you Bob. by cloudpuffpuff
	Jetsam Day Is Friday. Are You Prepared? Why are the once so abundant Jetsam now on the limited edition list? by cloud411908

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Doctor Frank Sloth, Green Thing of Outer Space, self-proclaimed Emperor of the Stars, King of All Planets (except Neopia and Kreludor, darn them), stood on the deck of his empire, and rolled his eyes in annoyance. "Tourists. Who was the idiot who decided we should let all of Neopia..."

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A Shiny Friendship
"Hey, Nova! Why so blue?"

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Shooting Star
"I don't see why Rosie doesn't just come out and get this stuff herself," muttered the red Gelert, his bright blue eyes fixed on the street ahead of them.

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Inheritance: Part One
She couldn't ignore her talent to sing. Every chance a bard or music teacher came across their inn on their travels she prodded them to give her some advice, and she frequently sang while doing her chores.

by shadow_sabre_

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Island's Own: Part Nine
About a foot away was a dark green polished stone, too opaque to be a jewel, but the right size nonetheless. I lunged for it.

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Neopian Discovery Channel: Lag Slug chapter 1
Always wondered what was responsible for all the lag? Well now you know...

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Too Early for Pun
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