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A Lesson Well Learned: Part One

"We're all so downbeat and consumed with stress that we retreat into little fortresses built of books and they expect us to be the embodiment of a friendly, educational atmosphere."

by horripilated
Who Needs A Family?: Part One

I had long since given up expecting them to keep me and therefore forsaken any hope of a family, eventually deciding that I was better off without one.

by miriel
Hannah, Garin, and the Terribly-Named Treasure: Part One

Hannah's jaw dropped. "I don't want your autograph! Do you seriously not know who I am?"

by trisshamster
The Kacheek Club: The Tomb of Tragedies - Part One

Gwen the Island Kacheek swiped the beads of sweat off her forehead as she glared up at the relentless sun. She and her three friends were waiting in line for the Tomb of Tragedies tour to start.

by jenlin_25
Of Potions and Paintbrushes: Part One

"I'm not fooling around, Frostgleam, dear. I cannot see you." The Lupe sounded very serious.

Also by antiaircraft

by masaryk_the_mad

 
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Piles and piles of newspapers stood stacked up to the ceiling of an enormous office that was certainly too small to fit in the tent I had entered. White Weewoos were cooing all around the room, and a mysterious figure was spray-painting 'Chet Flash wuz here' on one of the walls. An old Faerie Kau was presiding over the chaos...




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No Fun, No Profit, and 500 Cans of Achyfi
The uniformed Blue Kacheek at the door smiled brightly. "Special delivery," he said.

by cookybananas324

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The Amazing Dr. Wilbur and the Treasure of Five-hundred
Dear Dr. A.F. Wilbur,

Request your immediate assistance at NT HQ for most delicate and secret matter.

by shadyy15


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The Voice of Neopia: Special 500th Issue Report
Writers and readers are ecstatic about this issue of the Neopian Times, but what about, say, Fyora or Balthazar?

by cardsperson_ii

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The Making of a Paint Brush
Paint brushes—the words excite pets and owners alike all over Neopia, and yet few know how the magical items are made.

by syncopatedsounds

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Pun Police!
Helping the world, one pun at a time!

by dragonstorm_75

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Neopian Anomaly
Don’t be averse to singing a verse!

by lizica166



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