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The Diva

The few Neopians seated in the school auditorium clapped half-heartedly for the striped Cybunny's performance. Mekaella beamed...

by playmobil_is_my_life
A Very Lucky Wocky

But she had to stay indoors and practise for her Battledome fight tomorrow. There were five books she hadn't read yet, either...

by yoyote
I Don't Play Cheat

I don't play Cheat any more. I used to all the time. It's, in my opinion, the best game ever to grace Neopia. But I stopped a long time ago. There's actually a bit of a story to that...

by neesboy
Godori: A Game of Strategy

I nodded to him. "Sounds like fun. Can we play?"

by notgonnatakeit
Lettuce Sandwiches

'Dear Frederick, come to my party on Saturday and bring a present or else! Come at 9:00 and go away at 4:00. If you don't come, then Laura will kill you. Mr Globbybut will be coming to do magic and then we will eat. Love, Alison.'

by cutie963963
Good Queen Iffizzstari

From her hidden cave, the Darkest Faerie looked upon the world with her scrying crystal... and when the Buzz caught her eye, she studied them with both avarice and disgust. These... creatures... are much too bright and happy, she thought...

by kikiscamps_mom
The Golden Earring

She pulled open the mirror and swept her short hair back, and realised something was wrong...

by emsidoodles
Looking For a Living

The untold tale of the Scratchcard Kiosk Wocky...

by pyrosquirrelx
Of Mops and Magic Dust

And so the day went, drying floods from the would-be water faeries, putting back together the library after an out of control wind spell, and cleaning up the mud tracked in from the earth field trip. Clean, polish, tidy scrub, fix...

by damson_rhee
Ten Ways to Annoy Your Sibling(s)

Jake was bored. I mean, he was really bored...

by alexrae963
 
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"Lettuce Sandwiches" by cutie963963
We all dashed into the hall to find Georgina chewing on a turtle green envelope. I could vaguely see the word 'Freder...' on it but the rest of it, if someone didn't act fast, would in approximately eight minutes would be on the carpet. I dived at my little sister and pulled it pulled it out of her sticky, toothless mouth...




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The Neopian Guide to Guild Searching!
Are you guildless and searching for a guild? Are you tired of your current guild? Do you NEED a new one? Well, in the following article I will give you all the steps you need to know to find the guild that fits you!

by neoparent0912

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Return of the Guide to Professional Poking
There are three events in the Neopian Olympic Poking Events. The first is where one must poke an angry zomutt which runs around and will bite the Poker if they are not careful. Many have failed at this first hurdle...

by jumanjiki

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Tangled Up in Blu: Part Three
She deflected a blow with her shield, and countered with another swing of her sword. As she focused on taking out a fierce, discolored Maraquan Hissi, she failed to notice a Maraquan Buzz come up behind her. Grinning with sinister pleasure, he swung his mace towards Blu's exposed spine and-

by hotchick859

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The Adventures of Trina: The Return of the Staff - Part One
"I'm going to be the greatest archeologist in the world! You'll see!" she shouted over the roaring laughter of her classmates, but no one seemed to have heard...

by ummagine3284

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Automatic Advantage
Even the most pwnsome weapons aren't always useful against the 'enemy'.

by dissuasion

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Royal Disaster
Royal pets don't row.

by nokikissa



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