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Waves of War
Once again war looms dangerously close overhead and we sail into unfriendly seas. Some of you are veterans of many a battle. Some may have never even seen a weapon in your life. But all of you will need to listen because it will be worth your time. War has come upon us and we are soldiers...
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A Piece of the Sky Her wings, arms, and legs all seemed to be synchronized,
making it look as if she was swimming through the sky. I was so transfixed in
watching the beautiful dance I almost forgot I wanted to follow her.
by hottamale0774 |
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A Dark Faerie's Decision "Jhudora! Where have you been all day? I TOLD
you, we have to practice summoning darkness some more! How are you ever going
to become a great dark faerie if you don't even know how to do the easiest spells?"
by klein_mim |
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The Beauty Shop of Horrors: Part Four "Oh honey, I think you're gorgeous already!"
Sloth commented sweetly. "Of course though, like you said, you could always
use a bit of touch-up, and that's what I'm here for! Now I'll start you off with
a bit of a cleaning in your hair."
by blubblub317 |
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The White Meowclops: Part One "Where did you get that?" Auryn asked. Since
he had been painted royal last month his owner Rubio and two brothers had found
themselves consistently short of Neopoints, meaning fewer visits to the Doughnutfruit
shop, less training at Techo Mountain, and omelettes every day for breakfast.
by auntfalcor |
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