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Issue: 742 | 29th day of Swimming, Y18 |
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How to Hide Your Incredible Love for Sloth
Followers of Sloth always get a bad rap. From shaming in popular culture, to a constant shunning on the boards, life is not always easy if you *heart* sloth. Because of this, some followers of our glorious leader want to hide their love while in public. It’s not easy, by any means; the love Sloth followers have for their leader is without bounds. But, as a follower of Sloth, you are not alone. Here are a few tips on how to make your love for Sloth a little less obvious, and avoid the pains of a public shaming!
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Erin’s Extreme Avatar Guide: Destruct-O-Match III Ever have one of those days where you feel like you just need to smash something? I’ve found that during a particularly difficult day, relief can be found in the form of Destruct-O-Match III. I mean, what’s more cathartic than making a bunch of boulders evaporate in a plume of smoke and dust?
by krazypinkgurl |
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The Delicious Way to Celebrate Meridell Day Another year gone by, another Meridell Day to celebrate! On this day in Year 4 Meridell was discovered. Help celebrate Discovery of Meridell day this year by eating some of the kingdom’s most delicious food and drink items.
by gattacaa |
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Desert Requiem: Part Seven After passing the Ring of the Lost into the care of the Chief Royal Sorceror, Sayidah spotted Tomos, who stood uncomfortably off to the side, and Shasef, who still managed to remain in deep slumber despite the general uproar — both neglected as everyone focused on Jazan.
by kalnya |
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