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Rebel Grundo

"How dare you speak about Dr. Sloth that way! He is the best! And stop calling me Tukil; my name is Number 4359! Dr. Sloth gave it to me himself!"

by puppypaws727
Hunting for a Petpet

"Come on, you've been away for ages, leaving me to fend for myself. A petpet is the least you could do," the big young Lupe reasoned...

by steelseatimber
Payment Due

Kindness leaves a debt that has little to do with money. Even if you repay it, the best gift is the memories it brings...

by alkuna_
War Letters: Darigani

Better keep an eye out, his high pompousness is starting to have suspicions about your loyalty...

by nimras23
In an Eggshell

For over a year, I've been waiting and waiting for those few words that she's just spit out. Ever since that dreaded day. The BOOCHI day...

by dark_slammer
Breakfast for a Little Kau

A long walk? We must be going to Neopia Central! Kalleigh's friends had told her of a restaurant there that made delicious chokato waffles...

by rayjquinn
Light Problems

"The light faerie got out, didn't she?" Alice asked, looking down at the empty glass bottle sitting near the dresser...

by shadow_sabre_
Running from Dreams

"You abandon me, I abandon you," I said, then continued the climb up the ship's rigging...

by icegirl_sara
Diary of a Long Lost Friend

"Oh! I'm so sorry!" said Jordan, helping whoever it was pick up the books they were carrying. She looked up and saw another Ixi...

by capricornhunter
Petpet Protection

But soon PPLP 104 and 105 were crouched in the snow, waiting for the signal to rush to their posts closer to the lair of the Snow Beast...

by mystery_407
The Aisha

The Werelupes were chasing her. Their horrible howls brought even more Werelupes. The wind only seemed to magnify the horrible shrieking. They were gaining on her...

by torchlighter
 
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Brain-Free & Happy



Spardels are joyful dog-like little creatures, always ready to play with you and have fun. Their favourite toy is, of course, the super bouncy and super silly Green Spardel Ball, with the image of this lovely petpet's face printed on it. Do not bother buying any board games for a Spardel unless you don't mind winning all the time with your little blue furry opponent. Spardels cannot comprehend the rules of the board games and usually swallow the dice...



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Be it hot or cold, there's nothing better than curling up on your Nova Sofa with a bowl of delicious soup in hand. In this article, I present to you the top ten must-have soups in the whole of Neopia!

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Shenkuu Warrior: Climbing Your Way To the Top!
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Further Tales of Woe: Part Four
The new Sophie he'd seen briefly had been harsh and very defensive. She had aged outside of the cursed fog, and now looked much older than him. The short conversations they'd exchanged when he'd seen her were tense and pointed, often drenched in sarcasm or downright animosity...

by jjquil

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Revenge and Resistance: Part Seven
"I resign," Gormos mumbled. "I can't do this anymore. I'm not the right person to do it; I can't handle this pressure..."

by dan4884

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The Sugar Sisters
If you're reading this, this is my first time in the NT!!!

by toothbrush181

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SugarFull
It's just so yum!

by dya_katt108



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