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	Anniversary- Epilogue I was wondering where those guys went... by caylista
	Oh No... Robots!! Idea by ruben160 by tatadsb
	When Zombies Attack...and fail. Not all zombies get the hang of it. Written by cherishtwilight by sophieauditore
	NeoPaper: No Neoschool? Should've learned that by now... by mbredboy31
	Potatoes - Loyalty This is not what I signed up for. by breaziecat
	Paint Brush Woes Hm, not what I was expecting... by milestrong
	Wishes Can Be Evil Well this plan backfired. Also by gypsychic420 by vesus10
	Nerkmid Dreams: Unexpected Wall Decorations Uh, yeah, I totally sold them... Art by brooklyn3223 by therainbowsheep
	Changes What do you mean it's a cheap trick to break the fourth wall? Also by meowbey by certifiabletrash
	#LDN - Introduction An introduction to the evil Kiko known as the Dark Lord of Nightmares... by gorubeza
	Nesting What is going on!? Also by spurstrap! by suixx
	Fire VS Ice And the winner is...? Idea by coolnish_azn101 by hikariyugi_yamiatemu
	Mean Grarrls Ow! by cyallia
	Evil-opia: The Plan I guess height really does matter. by mucka33

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101 Reasons NOT To Annoy Dr. Sloth

Hello again! After the success of "101 Ways To Annoy Dr. Sloth", I received a lot of feedback. A lot. So I would like to stress again, even more so, that you should not, under any circumstances, attempt to annoy Dr. Sloth. I mean it. Do not. Even if my neck were on the line (which thankfully it isn’t), I’d hope you would be sensible enough not to do anything on that list. But just in case my pleas are not enough, here are some further reasons not to annoy Dr. Sloth… 50 reasons to respect Dr. Sloth (even if you don’t like him, which I definitely do, because he's rad).

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Pyramid
"Are we ready to lock it up, Chief?" Melek asked the soldier in charge of the scene. Chief Lokenus looked at him and raised an eyebrow. "My soldiers will have everything packed within an hour. Why are you so anxious to close it?" "Lokenus, I've been waiting twelve years for this to happen. I'd like to savour it a little, but unfortunately I've got things to do. We need to replace the king, soon."

by azienskieth

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Just a Grarrl
Memories of Captain Emilia Grarrl

by gooduntill1910

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Character(s) Re-Introductions: Taelia & Ember
This time I’m actually interviewing two characters, the two Faerie hosts of Games Master Challenge Y17: Team Fire leader, Ember the Fire Faerie Gormball player, and Team Snow leader, Taelia the Snow Faerie.

by pikachu315111

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8 Ways To Ring In Y18 With Your Pets
The holidays are over for another year, and you have a brief time to relax and recoup. As you sit around your fireplace or your dinner table reminiscing about what you accomplished in Y17, and your hopes for Y18, you might be thinking about how to celebrate the incoming new year. Fortunately for you, I compiled this super-fun list of options for you and your pets!

by bizniscorg

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A Light Faerie's Quest: Part One
High above the clouds, Flora the Light Faerie lived with her sisters in a small cottage on the outskirts of Faerieland. She had a comfortable life, sharing her knowledge with her younger siblings and making sure they knew the lay of the land and the ways of their people. Folks around town knew of her kindness, as she was constantly doing her best to help others in any way they might need.

by alyndasgallery

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Duplicity: Part Five
Each individual’s magical energy was as a river, constantly ebbing and flowing through its owner as it was expended and renewed. The maximum amount of energy anyone could have was fixed at a certain amount, and though there was no real mathematical quantification of it, every trained sorcerer intuitively knew the “correct” value it should have been at.

by likelife96

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