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The Collector

Sitting on his Judge Hog Bed in his Neolodge Room (number 890) a Halloween Xweetok smiled as he looked at the scenery in his room.

by snowwhite6210
An Accidentally Permanent April Fool's

Deep within the Haunted Woods, even past the foggy streets of Neovia, was a rundown manor that most people did their best to avoid. Collab with hectic_haley

by discardedcrayons
A Wizard's Woes

It had been a while. Leudes didn't want to admit that out loud, knowing it would destroy the confidence of his audience, but he had to admit it to himself.

by dafsy_
A Prankster Makes an Amazing Discovery

It was April Fool’s Day, and Tivlia the Maraquan Blumaroo woke up excitedly, her prank planned in advance.

by _brainchild_
Origin of the Book: Shocking Pranks

Theo the Cloud Meerca rested his face on his palm and dreamily stared out the window, transfixed on a wispy white cloud as fluffy as the cloud markings on his skin. Collab with shin0bi_

by therainbowsheep
 
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Gifts for Your Enemies: Ranked and Rated



Gifting items is a great concept that makes Neopians feel loved, whether they’re the sender or the recipient. There are guilds and Neoboards dedicated to the spirit of gifting to others — and an entire Day of Giving! While we’re all familiar with the concept of sending a gift to our Neofriends, we believe there is an untapped market for gifting to your Neofoes. That’s why we’ve taken inspiration from the real Neopian book Gifts for your Enemies and have each ranked our best of the worst gift ideas for your foes or, perhaps, to prank your friends with. dancerchickemily’s favourite gifts for her enemies: 7. Slightly Nibbled Holiday Socks Meepits may prefer chewing on wires, but they’ll wreck a pair of socks every once in a while, too. Make your Neofoe’s day mildly inconvenient with these holey socks. 5/10 6. Reused Gift Box Sending an item that’s clearly already been used is a great way to show them how much you don’t care. 5/10 5. Angry Meepit Eyes Let your Neofoe know how you really feel about them with this expressive wearable! 6/10 4. Stack of Tax Return Forms As the Month of Eating nears, nobody wants to be reminded of the Tax Beast’s potential visit. 6/10 3. Deceptive Gift Basket Let your Neofoe know they stink. Literally. This gift basket is full of fruit-shaped soap! 7/10 2. Something Already Happened Cake Plate The cake is a lie. There’s nothing more disappointing than receiving a plate without the cake. 9/10 1. Definitely not an Exploding Present Imagine the look on your Neofoe’s face when they receive this deceptive gift that...



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Neopian Nonsense: Unraveling TNT’s Sneakiest Pranks
The Month of Eating is upon us, and with the transition from winter to spring comes a holiday beloved by Neopia’s most mischievous: April Fool’s Day.

by tylerhuyser

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A Sloth Fan's Sloth Themed April Fools Pranks
So, dear readers, I was thinking to myself today about the institution that is pulling pranks on April Fool’s Day and what I could potentially pull off if I put my mind to it. Collab with betti666

by shikieiki

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Thieves Alike
When Malvus awoke the next morning, breakfast was already prepared and waiting. “What a pleasant surprise!” Malvus remarked. Thumbnail by twillieblossom

by greencheese79

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Jeanie's Teeny Tikes
A flooded bathroom. Babies and petpets all over the place. Snack cupboards threatened, weapons being waved about, and now this. Ailemea had had enough.

by jeanaet

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Small Yet Mighty
Looks can be deceiving... Collab with 5tar

by chewed

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Planned Obsolescence
Well that's ought to sting...

by kittyko92



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