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Back to School- SmartWearables for Your Neopets!

Here are 5 non-species specific Neopoint wearables and 5 NC wearables to get your pets ready for school once more.

by sparkgal
Ask a r99 Collector

Now as I start to snag an r99 here and there for a modest galley I asked Nita to share her tips on building such an impressive collection.

Also by lovagees

by blade0904

Shower Your Pets

What are showers you say? Why they're those cute little items that seem to fall from the sky upon your pet at a constant rate. Sounds adorable, right?

by swimvixx
Guide to Successful Guild Recruitment

Below are just a few tips and tricks to help your guild gain members, an essential in growing a strong guild!

by littlemissmaizy_
20 Neopian Words You're Probably Pronouncing Wrong

Let me give you a fair warning before you read any further. You may become distraught that you've been saying your beloved pet's species wrong for twelve years.

by alohamonkey727
Overlooked Neopians: Tarla

Just like the nature of her business Tarla remains a bit of a mystery. An enigma of an Ixi on the top of the mountain. So, I braved the snowy peaks and harsh winds of Terror Mountain to sit down with Tarla for an interview.

by trixietrotter
Beyond The Clothing At The NC Mall!

The NC Mall is a treasure trove of exquisite wearables that will look amazing on any pet, but there is more than just clothing available!!

by lefaii
Back to School Must Haves

It's that time of the year again, time to prepare yourselves to head back to school!

by bubblegum_girl230
The Life of a Travelling Businessman

Neopia’s greatest treasure is in its diverse lands. Something few other Neopets get to discover and experience, I get to live.

by lacy861
Tyrannian Concert Hall: Who's Playing? Part 1

I heard giant omelette goes great with music!

by mouseketeers
Some Cures for the Back to School Blues

I've picked one or two items in each category that I believe will have your Neopets feeling too cool for school (okay, maybe not TOO cool).

by danzgirl12
Guide to the Battledome: Training, Weapons, and more

Well, this series will aim to cover all the fundamental aspects of training and battling. I’ll also go over the best weapons on a budget.

by berzerkturtlez
The In-Depth Negg Guide

Chances are you’ve seen these fancy items around Neopia; in shops, the trading post, and even after winning a tough battle against an even tougher opponent in the Battledome. But what are Neggs? Why are they so popular and what exactly do they do?

by butterflybandage
 
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"Baking with the Breadmaster" by ashjenbff2
It was a warm, summery day when I strolled through the Neopian bazaar and into the bakery in search of a sweet snack. Inside, I was greeted by a blue Kacheek wearing an apron that was absolutely coated in flour. The sweet scent of pastries and desserts filled the air. I felt my stomach growl. “Yo!” said the Kacheek behind the counter. “Can I help you?” I nodded, and started scanning over the huge variety of baked goods behind the glass cases the lined the walls of the bakery. “I’ll take… I’ll take uhh…” This decision was going to be harder than I thought. “I recommend the cinnamon rolls. Lots of different kinds. We got ya Aisha cinnamon rolls, ya pumpkin cinnamon yurble ears, and the always popular angry cinnamon roll,” the Kacheek offered. “I’m the Breadmaster, by the way. Nice to meet ya.” “Nice to meet you too,” I replied. I had heard great things about the prestigious Breadmaster and his incredible loaves and desserts. It seemed plain wrong to turn down a suggestion from the master himself. “How about just a regular cinnamon roll? Those look tasty.” The Breadmaster reached into the glass case and pulled out a thick, bronzed roll dripping with icing. It was still warm when he handed it to me. “So? Whatdya think?” asked the Breadmaster. The smell alone had me salivating. As soon as I took a bite, I knew the answer to his question. The roll was soft and doughy inside, with a crispy exterior. There was just a hint of cinnamon and a touch of sugar. The icing on top was a perfect creamy compliment to the roll. “That’s the most delicious thing I’ve ever tasted!” I exclaimed. “How could you possibly make something so delicious?” “Well… I’ll tell ya what, kid. Usually I don’t let anyone into my kitchen, but since it’s slow today and ya seem like a nice gal, I’ll let ya take a peek while I whip up another batch.” What an honor!




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