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	Pumping Up: How To Effectively Train Your Neopet Did you know that in the old days, Faerie Quests were not random? by allielle
	Feel the Love On Valentine's Day, one of the most popular things to do is to show your friends on Neopets how much you love being their friend. by cheeseworld101
	Your Complete Guide to NC Trading! You're sure it's a Neocash item, but if you can't buy it, how can you get it? The answer is simple: Neocash Trading. by roboticc
	Secrets of the Pound Chat I have collected a great deal of notions that all seem to factor into the supposed "value" of a pet. by teaspill
	Preparing For a New Family Member There are several steps to preparing yourself—as well as the rest of your family—to welcome home the newest member of the family. by eggo__mini92
	Great Beauty Bargains If you want your pets to look their finest, a trip to the Beauty Parlour is in order! by alt1981black
	Thoughtful Gift Giving I have decided to compile this list of surprisingly thoughtful gift ideas that will leave your loved ones feeling special and, well... loved! by vvhisper
	Gifts to Show Your Un-Valentine That You Don't Care This list will help you complete all your Un-Valentines Day shopping! by popolopolis_the_3rd_
	Rock Paper Scissors - A Study Actually, it is not random. by weaponstar
	Zap-and-Pounding - Does It Work? I decided to perform a quick study to see what happens to pounded pets. by elly042
	Celebrating Shenkuu Style: Lunar Festival Fun Since its beginning, the Shenkuu Lunar Festival has been one of my favourite celebrations, simply for its impeccable beauty! by giggilogalmewmew
	Surviving the Season: Anti-Valentine's Gifts Unless you have booked a solitary cave in advance, you will no doubt be expected (and forced) to partake in this sickening holiday by your neofamily. by neom_777

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The Nuk bleated and reared up excitedly, his tiny black hooves shining slightly in the bright sun, then he bolted forward in a quick bound. He bleated happily again and bounced merrily around the lush field that waved slightly in the breeze. Trekker was barely taller than the fresh spring field as he bounced through the field, staying no more than twenty feet in front of Vanhail and occasionally doubling back to fling himself playfully into...

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A Complete and Ignominious V-day Catastrophe
Silence fell upon the table as both Jhudora and Sloth scoured the menu in search of incorrect subject-verb agreements.

by larkspurlane

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A Valentine for Dr. Sloth
"It is my opinion that the residents of this Space Station fear me enough to do anything I say, and I say that they must love me. And further, I say that they must demonstrate their love for me this year by making and sending me Valentines."

by mamasimios

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The Kacheek Club: Valentine Detectives Edition - Part One
"I'm pretty sure I'm in the lead for the person who's getting the most Valentines this year. I've been keeping tabs on Kalandria's box, too, and it's not even near half as full as mine."

by jenlin_25

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Above The Ashes: Part Nine
The silence felt louder than the explosion that had rocked the cave just moments before.

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All in a Day's Work
Sometimes... it's just better to say less.

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Soy Sauce
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