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	Dangerous Petpets of Neopia So you like petpets but they are all just totally harmless, REALLY boring, and won't do squat for your pet! Well, I'm here to show you some of the more dangerous ones and how to take care of them! by basiliskx17
	Inner Tubing for Dummies Your guide to inner tubing down the waters we all know as Kiko Lake! by vanillastar12
	Queen Fyora's Guide to Status Symbols It is I, Queen Fyora, in all her glory and glamour, writing to you from the Hidden Tower (and no, I won't tell you where it is). by dan4884
	All About Antwerphs This article is about everything you could possibly what to know about that cute, little petpetpet-devouring anteater know as the Antwerph. Read on to discover the amazing beast. by daburro
	A - Z of Exquisite and Exotic Drinks Fine diners of Neopia will tell you that there is nothing more satisfying than a gourmet drink at every meal. by sparky63428
	Guide to Professional Poking I am here today to tell you all about the Neopian Olympic Poking Events, how to poke and how to become a champion... by jumanjiki
	100 Excuses Not To Clean Your Room I'd like to share my best 100 excuses with you, for when YOUR owners yell about your messy rooms... by petfriendamy
	Apprentice Needed for Petpet Lovers From tumbling rocks, falling stalactites, to riding on mining carts through lava, he's done it all. by shinimi
	Methods of Training This guide is just here to explain to anyone who is interested in training up their pet for the wonderful world of Battledoming. I am going to explain 5 ways on how to make your pet the ULTIMATE FIGHTING MACHINE! by pyrorockchik

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