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Petpets of Geraptiku

Remember, if you intend to adopt a Crocalu, please keep it with you as long as you can, and please don’t release it into the sewers, no matter how good your intentions are.

by duster119
The Public, Your Pets, and You

If only there was a behavior training school in Neopia! But there’s not, and so I’m here to offer you some good tips on keeping your pets in line instead.

by thesecondringbearer
The 3 Ps to Avatar Collecting

There are three things every avatar collector needs in order to allow their collections to grow. And no, I'm not referring to neopoints or connections with influential people...

by cdnshedevil666
A Word on Description

I'm sure that there are a number of writers out there who are trying to figure out how to approach writing a story. Truth be told, there are many good approaches, and any one of them could lead to a good story...

by zephandolf
Wing Socks: Menace or Marvel?

Winged pets from all over Neopia ran to buy these when they first came out at the Clothing Store. They were sold out for at least a month!

by mimi_is_online
Seiged's Guide to Being a Pirate

Every pirate needs a good sword. Without one you are just a Neopet dressed in a funny outfit.

by zeonion
Don't Get Pied - A Carnival of Terror Guide

This is by far one of the most enjoyable games featured on the site. Where else do you get to blow up Dr. Frank Sloth's evil little experiments and get a good laugh out of it in the process?

by nbajd2525
Fancy Living: What High Class Color is Your Pet?

Of course, you’re probably very familiar with the paint brush colors, but which high ranking style is for you? This quick quiz will help you answer that very question...

by katiecoo802
Hostess of the Best Kau Party

With Kau Day just around the corner, I decided to give you some great ides (and tips) to throw the hottest, coolest Kau party that nobody will forget!

by ellen1117
Yooyuball - The Yooyu View

As you may know, Yooyu train their entire lives to get the chance to participate in this sport. But what do they do during all of that training? Well, here you can find out, because I have an exclusive interview with one of the Yooyu participants!

by katcrzy559
Team Brightvale: a Bunch of Cheaters?

Brightvale's supporters tend to point out that no one has actually seen them cheat before, but the team's description doesn’t seem to leave any room for error...

by elevendays
 
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What’s the newest sport to fire off into Neopia? Why it’s Yooyuball, of course! A sport in which a team of five players work together to toss a Yooyu petpet, in its ball form, into the opponent’s goal. But we aren’t here to talk about the sport; we are here to talk about the one thing that pulls this wonderful sport together, the Yooyu! As you may know, Yooyu train their entire lives to get the chance to participate in this sport...



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Garin's Surprise
The fur raced across his face as the strong sea air danced around him. Even though he had been victorious, one thought still raced through his mind. Where is Scarblade?

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Stars
He entered the food shop and bought a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper stared at him, pity shining in his eyes. Aldon gave him an icy look...

by _ducky_dude__

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My Vacation: Part Two
It was a great relief to see the snow covered peak of Terror Mountain. The landing was not very good and I landed straight in the center of a junk pile...

by jeanaet

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Dusk in Tyrannia: Part Three
One day, right in the middle of a game, an excited group of fans charged by, cheering at the top of their lungs. "Moehawk is playing tonight!"

by alkuna_

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Notions and Nonsense: The Cure
Side effects include Pant Devil raids, Snowager Blasts, and being eaten by Swamp Ghouls...

Art by peri0neo

by patjade


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At the Altador Cup Sign-in Tent
Won't somebody please think of the Kikos?! ;_;

by soggy_cardboard



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