 Perfectly Gloomy Gift Ideas this Grey Day! by _brainchild_
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---Starring Chessangie the Royalgirl Draik, Chessella the Pastel Draik, Walda the Baby Kacheek, and Christine, their owner!---      
    Christine: Welcome! This Grey Day, a lot of Neopians are feeling quite gloomy, including various shopkeepers. I wonder what that’s all about?       Angie: I don’t know... Maybe their sales are down.       Ella: Nah, it’s gotta be more than that. Some nasty curse, maybe?       Angie: Our sister Maldice would know more about that... We should ask her later.       Walda: If there are any vile monsters about, I’ll smash them with my bare hands!       Christine: Anyway, it’s time to feel less gloomy with some Grey Day-themed gift ideas, sure to please any Neopian.       Angie: Great idea!       Walda: Any grey chocolates?       Ella: NO... Those get you all wound up!       Walda: ---frowns---       Chrstine: Anyway, without further ado, here are the gift ideas:
     ---A Grey Faerie Doll—      
            
    Christine: This poor faerie’s wings are all tattered, and her skin is a rather dull, greyish colour.       Walda: BOO... Not exactly something I’d like to play with.       Angie: This is more of a collector’s item than a child’s toy, anyway. It’s very rare.       Ella: I know, right? It used to stock in the Smuggler’s Cove, but nowadays, it stocks very rarely in the Toy Shop, too, or it can be found in the Void Within prize shop.       Christine: There is really a collector for everything, isn’t there?       Angie: Hey, there are Neopians out there who collect faerie dolls... This would fit into such a collection very well.       Ella: Some dolls are very expensive...       Walda: While others have been added to the Quest Log. It all evens out! 
     ---Grey Chomby Plushie---      
            
    Christine: Look, Walda! If you didn’t like the doll, then maybe you’ll like this squishy plushie. Such a huggable little Chomby!       Walda: ---hugs plushie--- It may be sad and gloomy, but it’s super squishy! ---grins---       Angie: Luckily, this one isn’t terribly hard to come by. It stocks at the Plushie Palace, or, you can buy one on the Shop Wizard.       Ella: Thankfully, it doesn’t cost too much, because Walda will destroy it soon.       Walda: I WILL NOT! ---huffs---       Ella: No, really. It will be in tatters by the end of the day.       Angie: Maybe squished to death... It looks like she really likes hugging that plushie. 
     ---Grey Faerie Snowglobe---      
            
    Christine: She may have lost all her powers, but she still makes a pretty toy! This was given out by the Advent Calendar in Year 5.       Walda: Wow, it’s older than me! ---grabs snowglobe and shakes it--- Wow! It’s snowing!       Angie: Don’t drop it. It will make a mess.       Ella: Walda, you had better put that down---       
    ---Walda accidentally drops the snowglobe, and it shatters into a million pieces.---       
    Ella: ---sigh--- GREAT. Another mess for me to clean up. ---grabs broom and dustpan---       Angie: At least that thing cost us next to nothing. Seriously, you could find that on the Money Tree next to all the rotten shoes and old boxes... 
     ---Grey Faerie Usuki Doll---      
            
    Walda: Aww... This Usuki looks so sad...       Angie: There really is an Usuki for everything, isn’t there? Certainly every faerie...       Ella: Coming soon... a Grey Faerie QUIGUKI Doll.       Walda: No, that would be UGLY! ---sticks tongue out---       Christine: This Usuki stocks at the Usukiland shop, of course, but it has a chance of appearing in an Usukicon Y25 Goodie Bag as well, if you have one left over from last year.       Walda: I’d like to open one of those bags!       Angie: They’re not worth the price tag. I’ll buy you a cheap booster pack later today.       Walda: Yay! 
     ---Grey Paint Brush---      
            
    Walda: Aww... This Paint Brush is all sad and droopy.       Christine: Well, it is nevertheless magical. It will give any Neopet a makeover!       Walda: Why would I want to be a Grey Pet?! BLEH!!! I prefer being a baby, thank you very much.       Angie: Believe it or not, Neopia is full of grey enthusiasts.       Ella: I hear that there are also Pet Styles which can give a Pet a Nostalgic Grey look. No Paint Brush required!       Angie: True, but only if you have Neocash.        Walda: Meh, I think that the grey styles are far too gloomy. 
     ---Grey Plumpy---      
            
    Christine: Any Plumpy demands bacon, including this grey one! A Grey Plumpy can be created by painting a Plumpy with a Grey Petpet Paint Brush.       Angie: I hope it doesn’t bite!       Ella: It doesn’t bite at all, silly.       Angie: Well, that’s a relief. The Grey Plumpy would go well with a Grey-painted Neopet!       Ella: Or a Neopet wearing a Grey Pet Style.       Walda: Is that burnt bacon in the bowl? BLEH!       Angie: Ick... Not something I would want to eat, that’s for sure.       Walda: This Plumpy needs some new bacon to make him happy!       
    ---The Plumpy’s ears perk up. Ella retrieves already-cooked bacon from the fridge, microwaves it, and gives it to the Plumpy, who wolfs it down quickly.---       
    Ella: Wow... I guess the Plumpy liked that very much, and I don’t even consider myself a good cook!       Angie: Well, he’s used to eating bland Petpet food, you know...       Ella: Very true. 
     ---Dyeworks Grey: Faerie Dust Shower---     
            
    Christine: I thought it would be a good idea to include at least one Neocash item. This one is anything but gloomy, leaving any Neopet all sparkly!       Walda: YAY!!! ---throws glitter all around the room excitedly---       Ella: ---sigh--- I guess that bringing this item home was a bad idea. ---grabs the vacuum---       Angie: Hey, this was very predictable. Remember when she threw the Negg dust all over the floor? (Issue 863---The Negg Dust Nuisance)       Ella: ---scowls while vacuuming--- I could use a little help over here!       
    ---Angie grabs the broom and dustpan, and starts sweeping up the dust.---       
    Walda: Hey, no matter how much you vacuum, the room will be sparkly for months to come. ---cackles---       
    ---Conclusion---       
    Christine: So, which item was everyone’s favourite?       Ella: Anything that I don’t have to clean up after! ---scowls---       Angie: The snowglobe, but Walda broke it... ---frowns---       Walda: The plushie! ---hugs her Grey Chomby Plushie---       Christine: Anyway, this Grey Day, you should be able to find the perfect gift for everyone on your list. Until next time, dear readers!					 
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