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Blossoms~ Retry Part 13

Twillie would have never gone after Jonathon without Zathandria's encouragement.

by twillieblossom
Trouble in Paradise: Introductions

We're actually still locked in that closet. Could you please let us out?

by chasing_stars44
Foolproof Guide to the Typing Terror Avatar

We are not liable for any resulting legal issues.

Also by darkroast

by msjanny

New Paint Job

What does he even want that one million NP jug for...?

by amarettoball
Scroll Of The Wise: Part 3

Unintentional Intelligence

by fourin
Weewoo Woes

What's in a name?

by pirate_11
Half-Baked Potato

Erozo discovers the secret use of Lag-B-Gone Serum.

Also by blonde_and_lovin_it2.

by tizzlestix

Apple Bobbing Blunder

You're suddenly struck by a strange, uncomfortable feeling.

by unnamedgraves
Writing Can be Hard...

*crickets*

by pinochle
The Zaf Girls

So mature.

by thesovietivan
Super Attack Peas Like Customisation Too!

Who says they can only wear that cape?

by mustikeuh121
Questing with Edna

She's gotta look stylish to do her spells, ok?

by milkbear
Ink: As Black as Ink - Part 2

There's been a lot of missing petpets lately.

by june_scarlet
The Monocerous Roars

Woo, that was a close call.

by icanhaskaila
Horsing Around

Trylei is the REAL beauty queen here.

by _koolness_
Anniversary - Part 4

And then I told him I was sorry, but he still insists on banishing me from my own kingdom.

by caylista
Thoughts of a Neopian #2

The mystery of Fyora's eyes revealed!

by mike11695
A Spooky Halloween: Part 2

Sure beats those tiny saws.

by ghostkomorichu
A Charitable Absurdity

Seriously?!

Art by lucifael

by iluminescent

Too Late for the Charity Corner

But... I checked both corners!

Also by tarake_7_7_7

by stephsie

 
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"Eternal Diva" by orisasda
It was night on the Tyrannia Plateau and even from miles away you could hear the noise from fans at the concert hall, screaming for their favourite bands and song artists. And in one of the dressing rooms, a striped Hissi with blond hair was getting ready for her own performance. Her name was Faith Handler, but her stage name was Whispered Faith. She was a singing diva and pop idol. She had many fans and she adored the crowds of people who came to listen to her. But she was always haunted by one thing, even though she was only 21 years old she still thought that she was getting old. She had been singing for her fans since she was 18 years old, first in a band called Impurity, then out on her own. But she hated that she would only ever get older and the older she got, the harder it would be to maintain her career. She stared at herself as her make up artist put on her signature heavy eye make up and sighed. She swore she could see wrinkles forming. Faith wished she could be young and beautiful forever. She was about to get that wish in the worse way imaginable. Whispered Faith glided onto the stage with microphone in one silk gloved hand. "Hello, people of Tyrannia and beyond! Are you ready to dance and shake with your favourite diva, me?" She said into it with a bubbly voice. Roars of agreement came from the massive crowd. Her devoted fans. "Alright then! Let's get this show started Faithlings!"




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Eternal Diva
It was night on the Tyrannia Plateau and even from miles away you could hear the noise from fans at the concert hall, screaming for their favourite bands and song artists. And in one of the dressing rooms, a striped Hissi with blond hair was getting ready for her own performance. Her name was Faith Handler, but her stage name was Whispered Faith.

by orisasda

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Like Falling Asleep
“Is she coming back?” Marya asked. “Of course she is,” Caden said. “She loves us.” “Then where is she?”

by esthers123

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Five Avatar Collecting Pitfalls
In this article, I will take you through the five most common problems I have seen collectors face—problems that I have run into multiple times along my journey, and that I continue to face. For each problem, I will offer a solution that I have found to be consistently successful. If you keep these points in mind, you too can achieve the Avatar Collector Avatar!

by gumgum101230

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The 100% Serious, Completely Factual, Not Satirical Guide!
Are you tired of watching all of your friends’ show of their cool dung? Are sad that you are not fast enough to grab that dung in the Money Tree? Are you too poor to buy dung off other lucky dung owners? If so, this 100% serious, completely factual, guide is right for you!

by rube_226

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Fire-Born: Part Three
The group of Neopets and their owner stared at the Blue Peophin who had been caught trying to kidnap Vineti, a Chocolate Aisha. It was the middle of the night, and according to the Peophin, his boss would know if they went to the Chia Police.

“Should I still go?” Kata asked uncertainly. Lina looked at Vineti before answering.

by goodsigns


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On The Revolution of Heavenly Spears: Part Four
…because it never stopped.

The incessant clanging rang mercilessly into Ryshu’s ear. The incessant clanging rang mercilessly into Ryshu’s ears, forcing the poor Nimmo out of sleep with its painful volume. Eyes snapping open, he absent-mindedly stumbled out of bed in a zombie-like state, his head still stubbornly thick as solid rock and his body still drenched in ice-cold sweat.

by sampleneopian




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