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	Meh. I'm So Bored. No, really! I insist that you go first! by springflowers270
	It's Never Too Late to Quit Can I see? by captain_oxley
	Exciting Fishing! Warning: Fishing may be hazardous to your health! by silver_taurus
	Neopia Magnified: Sickness It has its advantages in Tyrannia... by coco_dog_92
	Something Has Happened! Amazing! by techocrazy03
	Define Idiocy Say when. by darkness1300
	Akhmin's Antics #3 - Crazy Golfing! There he is now. Also by cougars8888 by akhmin
	Oxymoronic Changes 2.0 Bored! by yellowflower7
	Change Seats? She asked too many questions... by redish_green
	Tiny But Tough Can I go berry picking? by crazy_kathy
	Double-edged Blade RAAAWRGH! by ssjelitegirl
	dysfunctional. Sloth made a funny. by oo_l3ubbles_oo
	Respect the Elderly Teaching manners through everyone's favourite game, NeoQuest! by ahchoo2000
	Yooyuball 2 Boom! by lacreamosa
	Raining Kougras and Gelerts Aw shucks. Also by pow3rful_destroy3r by x__broken_dreams
	Bad Stress Levels It's not like random is bad, but... by _youani_sesshoumaru
	Shoyrie and Jetsie: Cleaning Blues Then they took it too literally... by mark_yi2
	Zapped! Noooooooo... by bluefrog656
	Omg!! Shiny Object Shiny convinces Wudgie to spin the Wheel of Misfortune... by eatmoresushi
	Neo-Fizz What REALLY happens on Jubble Bubble... by spooky_cookie
	Gothic Tails - Precious Petpets... NEVER paint a petpet you have found in your room...! by sacred_darknezz
	Unknown Title: Warning Whoa... 0_o by pikemaster1
	Evil Feepit #18 Who needs a Neohome...? >.> <.< by fmoura_98
	Slorgarific Adventures: New Neighbours It's time for a change. <>Idea and words by monkeybytes by jellybeanott
	The Uneventful Adventures of FRED & DEMITRI Maybe he is a little over-enthusiastic... nahh. by xtreamerider01
	Blah Blah - Altador Cup Madness Beating the Techo at his own game... goes too far. by highwind20
	Altador Cup - Choosing Teams is Difficult! Yay team! by cevierakasky
	The Power of the Altador Cup Oooh, shiny. by snicklefritz400
	Pick a Side It's your choice, really... by _vinegirl_
	Lost Integrity I guess it's a good thing that you can't switch teams this year... by _demon_master

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The Beauty of Skunk

*Sniff, sniff* ...Eugh, what's that smell? That, dear readers, is the wonderful smell of, well, skunk! An issue that has gone unaddressed for way too long is Skunk pets and the way they are treated! They are certainly not the first, and definitely will not be the last, type of pet to be treated like an outcast. Like their Snot, Mutant, and Msp counterparts, pets painted Skunk are simply...

Other Stories

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Trapped!
'We're locked in," someone wailed, and they all fell to pounding on the door, scratching and screaming, "LET US OUT!!!"

by kione_moondust

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Usukiland vs. Quigukiville: Why There's Only One Left
Long ago, there were two doll manufacturers: Usukiland and Quigukiville. Today only one exists, and I know why...

by mystic_girl_93266

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Caring for Those Crazy Pets (You Know You Have One)!
Do you get home from a hard day of playing games to find your precious neopet in your gallery of gourmet foods, munching on your precious, over-expensive delicacies like they're omelettes?

by haahaa113

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A Guide to Guide Making
In this guide you will learn how to successfully transfer your Neopian knowledge into a guide fit for a king.

by lemonlovingcutie

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Smurdnunoc: Part Three
"They're steel drums!" Lennert replied, annoyed that Hawkins didn't even know the name of an instrument he hadn't even known existed two hours ago. "They're drums and they're made of steel! Thus, the name!"

by buddy33774

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Dream Journal: Part Two
"That's great, Nelson, but I’ve really got to get back to work. Maybe I can wind down and talk to you about your dream later today," his mother said, knowing full well that she wouldn't have the time...

by springsteen0991

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