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Picking the Perfect Petpet - Part II

Are you having trouble choosing that one special Petpet? Part 2 of 3

by arah_n
Top 10 Kadoatery Myths, BUSTED!

Some kadoatie food is expensive, granted, but most is not.

by tiickled
How To Be A Chilled Out Neopian

And by the end, you're rolling in the NP, but it felt like a chore? Well, it really doesn’t have to be that way, you know!

by wynya
The Top Ten Weirdest Slushies

Beware the slushies!! I'm kidding. Beware the slushies that will make your pet sick.

by reeses_pet
So, Are You A ___ Collector?

We'll do a word association test.

by s57v58
Trading Beautiful for Spectacular

How far does this rationale extend? And does this rationale justify trading the pounded pet versus trading a pet that you created?

by candycaddy
Terminate Typing Terror Trouble

Blast those robots the RIGHT way!

by scarvogue
Way Too MANY Neopian Book Reviews

Antique Furniture: This book will tell you how to find the hippest, freshest, most modern designs in antique furniture.

by qazx301
Life of Concerts

This might change your mind completely about concerts on Neopets.

by maamemaame_001
The Hullabaloo over Transfers: Is Trading Degrading?

Neopians have been debating over one particular new feature louder than King Skarl grunting through five push-ups during his daily workout regimen. Yes, I'm talking about that most taboo of all T-words: transfers.

by too_kule
 
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Is Trading Degrading?



Before I explain the sticky moral dilemma regarding transfers, let's study the word in closer detail, as I'm told studying is apparently helpful or something. According to my handy-dandy dictionary, the word comes from trans-, meaning "a geometric isomer having a pair of identical atoms or groups on the opposite sides of two atoms linked by a double bond", and -fer, meaning "one that bears." I'm not sure what atomic bears have to do with transfers, but I'm sure it's incredibly illuminating and 100% relevant...



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The Rebel's Heart: Part Eleven
Amaretta looked down shamefully. "Thanks, Darena. I can always count on you..."

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Jack and the Seven Curses of Renee: Part One
This is actually a tale of one Neopet's triumph. But don't let that deter you, for I am quite sure there are enough depressing elements of our story to keep even the greyest of you interested...

by featherwingedangel

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WARNING: Stench of garlic within...

by mouse_trap_34

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TRAODAF: More NQII stuff
Some things just make you wonder...

by gabeedragon



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