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The Elements of the Exploring: Part One

She smiled to herself and sped up, thinking she had won, until suddenly, a cloud of fire appeared before her...

by iamcanadian1428
Shay Peters and the Clockwork Caper: Part One

I was rich and free with an ego bigger than the world itself. But still, something bothered me...

Also by chocolateisamust

by sirussblack

The Yellow Gelert: Part One

"Hey, Pix," she said slowly. "Since it's summer, could I get a job?"

by pixie_29
 
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Let me explain: If you had a Shoyru and decided to paint him Maraquan, you wouldn't not teach him how to swim, because he'd look stupid in front of all the other Maraquan neopets. So what I did was come up with a list of things your neopet should know before they get painted royal. 1) The wave. This isn't just any old wave; this is THE WAVE. Not too fast, not too slow, and nice and high in the air. Accompany this with a snooty smile and when walking while doing The Wave, take small steps but not so small it looks like you are shuffling...



Other Stories


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The Nightmare Wizard
"Would you like me to tell you a story, little one?" the skunk Moehog asked her tiny sister.

by beholdadaughter

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Confessions & Forgiveness
"Finally!!" Meghan cried, and taking my hand she led me through a door labeled 'Create-A-Neopet.'

by kamcd711

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Creating a More Bow-eutiful Neopia
Whether we're talking about a classy plaid bow or a daring red one, this article will reveal it all!

by welikedots

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The House Warming Party Guide for All Neopians
Plan your very own house-warming party in those spanking new neohomes of yours! Suitable for all Neopians. :)

by icysapphires

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Mutant Halloween ...is over!
...yes?

Idea by raichu__

by cevierakasky


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Hot Banana Soup: One Person's Trash
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Collaboration with kosui

by marymao




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