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Shad and Saura: The Old Neolodge - Part One

Shad peered at her suspiciously. "Neolodge, eh? Tiny rooms and annoying people and no decent meals whatsoever? Sounds great..."

by ssjelitegirl
Unquenchable: Part One

Morguss spun around, fists clenched. "Idiot," she snarled. "It was a mistake to let that fool of an Eyrie in on anything. Either one of those Eyries!"

by haannsolo
The Meepit War: Part One

She was enjoying the quiet in front of her window with her elbows on the window sill, watching the baby Weewoos open their eyes for the first time. Suddenly, a scream broke the silence....

by twenty161
 
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Neggs: Not Always Nice?



Nobody knows because they have never really watched their pets admiring themselves in the mirror after eating a deceptively gorgeous Glamour Negg, or when they’re groaning on the marble floor after eating their painfully dangerous Spiked Negg without chewing – until now. With the help of my... um... volunteer *cough* Lambene, I set out...



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A Trophy Collector's Version of Plushie Tycoon
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