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It was like taking a step only to find that the stair wasn’t there — that was Xandra’s first step. And the second and third, and then on the fourth, her legs simply gave up and began a majestic slide to the floor.

by quanticdreams
 
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"The River Guardian" by the_academy_awards
Neopets crossed her bridge all the time on their way to the mountains beyond the village. Technically, Elerya was supposed to ask them to state their business, then grant or deny passage while taking tribute. That was her job, as a minor river spirit. Unfortunately for her job, the girl group A*CAR*A was livestreaming a Get Ready With Me, which was far more important than - “Excuse me.” The Maraquan Krawk sunk a little deeper into her river, under her bridge. “Ex-excuse me -” Casting an annoyed look at the bridge above, Elerya turned down the sound on her phone. Aeki was talking about her moisturiser, made with herbs that only grew on a mountain in - “I can hear your phone!” So much for that. Groaning, she surfaced to see a Korbat with a very large messenger bag over his shoulder. “What?” They were taken aback, but continued. “I come to seek the wisdom of Kaoro in the mountains and ask permission to cross your bridge unharmed.” They rifled in their bag. “I come bearing -” She...




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