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The Shoyru Spy

"Knocking the guards out proved easier than expected, and after Luna picked up the keys to the dungeon from one of the guards’ pockets, Luna and Sylas quickly made their way to the dungeons..."

by iwonder
Knight & Squire: Unwilling

"'Time to wake up,' an armoured, White Ixi kicked the lower bedframe of Rowan’s cot..."

by terpsichorean_writer
The Sleepers of Saint Garfir

"The Hall of Ceremony was filled with third-year students and Miphie very much wished that some of those grand, arching windows lining the ornate walls would be opened an inch..."

by josephinefarine
The Box from 10,000 Years Ago

"Teca then shifts her gaze to the 'stone' she received, noticing a beautiful blue glow under all the dirt. Curiosity piqued..."

by chantili_doce
 
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The Complete Guide to the Deserted Fairground Games



October is all about ghosts and zombies coming forth, the undead taking over, and the more unsavoury characters of the world finally having their time to shine. We glorify villains and monsters and talk a walk on the darker side of the world, and there is no place darker in the world than the Deserted Fairground. This torturous place can be found in the Haunted Woods! Just look for the flashing lights, screams of terror, and crying Neopians checking their empty pockets for any spare bit of change, so they can afford the bus fare home. This is the place to come if you want to lose it all, and they trap you by making you think you really have a chance to win. The gag is that you do have a chance to win. This place thrives because one in a million, or a billion, does succeed and walk away with untold riches. That is what convinces thousands of users a day to come to this place and throw their Neopoints away trying to knock over coconuts or testing their strength. Some people think that the month of October has a higher chance of providing wins, since the characters found inside are in a jollier mood, but others think this is all a trick to make you lose even more of your hard-earned money. It is up to you to decide what is worth the risk, but you will be more informed after you read my complete guide to the Deserted Fairground. Test Your Strength Every six hours, you get a chance to prove just how strong you are when you swing a giant mallet at a big red button. This is a familiar concept for those who have played Staff Bash, but you'll probably...



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