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Rosalina and the Way-Weird Beast

“Aww, look at the whittle Werelupe!” Lenny cooed. “He’s so cute! And look at his whittle snarl as he’s clawing his way inside.”

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The Gnorbu and the Crystal Woods

She had dreamt this dream every year, like clockwork, on the eve of her anniversary...

by josephinefarine
 
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"The Admiral's Ninja" by dudeiloled
The Jolly Chomby sailed through the open waters near Krawk Island with ease. As the wind gently pushed across the sails, Admiral Blackbeard stood at the helm of his ship with a satisfied smile, while his crewmates worked frantically around him to make sure everything was smooth. If there was one thing Admiral Blackbeard didn’t like, it was a bumpy ride to the harbour, because that meant his stomach would upset and his performance at the Food Club would suffer. Not that he was doing particularly well in recent years. Ah, to be youthful again! Back when his stomach could bear the great dishes of cheeses and yoghurts and pizzas that were often on display. Back when the Food Club catered much more to a healthy sense of living – large amounts of fruits and vegetables – rather than the thrill of the competition. Nowadays he fell behind, unable to tolerate dairy anymore, and his once...




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