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Blossoms~ Secrets End

No turning around.

by twillieblossom
Food Puns: #1

What do you call...

by xsugarush
What am I? #3

Can you guess the species and color of this neopet using only a short riddle and a few pictures?

by pets_rock_8
Grey Faerie's friends

Thats why she has no friends!

by paraxeno_daimonio
The Sharpest Sword

Sweet!

by grimen
The Real Reason Wizards Have Beards

I knew there was a reason...

by butterflybandage
What is he thinking about?

Probably nothing so glamorous.

by arijuka
Something has happened!

Uh oh!

Also by spirochetes

by linnipooh

Hanging out with pets. The cruel reality.

WHY WHY WHY I WANTED A GIANT LIZARD FRIEND !!!!!

by supertualet
The Search for Faye Pt. 2

Faye's sister, Tilly, has been given the insurmountable task of uncovering the mystery of Faye's disappearance. Part 2/7

by icysnowe
Surely you Jest #1

*nudge nudge* Get it?

by mucka33
Cybunny Day

Happy Cybunny Day!

by neptunely
Shy... bunny?

Well, okay then!

Also by theyellowrose

by _angel_852

In Celebration of Cybunnies

It's Cybunny Day!

by loraloral24
No left

Well, All Righty

by osaaru
 
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"Speedy the Slorg" by tawnihart1739
"What are you doing out in the rain?" the Uni concernedly questioned her. "I was coming home from school," she answered softly, shivering and holding onto the towel. "You are welcome to stay in my shop until the weather clears up more, child," the other gently told her, "my name is Lynda, what about you?" "Zarah." The Usul began noticing the contents of the shop. It was the a potion shop. She hasn't ever been inside before; she has only seen the items through the windows. Zarah was always sort of frightened to go inside; the colorful array of potions lining the shelves looked fragile, and she was sure she'd accidentally shatter one and end up with the Measles or something. Lynda noticed her examining them. "Ah, I see you've noticed my potion collection!" she spoke, smiling. "What do they do?" Zarah asked the Uni curiously. Maybe there was some sort of intelligence potion she could use to ace her test in school tomorrow! "I have a potion for everything your little heart desires - strength, healing, speed-" "Speed?" "Absolutely!" Lynda pulled a white and pastel blue potion off a shelf and held it in front of Zarah, "this will enhance your speed - win races, beat your friends at tag, yes!" Zarah considered this for a while. Would it be of any use to her beloved Speedy? Can he win a race under the effects of this potion? Would he even agree to using it, or would he think it as cheating? She bombarded Lynda with questions about the potion. Yes, it may work on Petpets, but she hasn't tried it on one yet - so no promises. The effects lasted for an hour. It tasted like plums. "I'll take it!"




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The Stones of Bragh
She would much rather be exploring the forest, or climbing trees. Delivering bread was monotonous and lacked excitement. The only deliveries Salna enjoyed were to Saal, who always invited her in for tea and stories.

by alphabet345

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Pretty Kitty and Me: The Best Petpet Ever!
Besides, having fed so many of them, wouldn’t Jenn also like to have a new petpet to call her own (or well, my own, but what’s her’s is mine, and what’s mine is….sometimes hers, if she asks politely and I’m in a good mood at the time).

by pandacat838

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NEOPIA’S TOP 10 CYBUNNY THEMED ITEMS
This week, or more specifically, on the 27th day of the Month of Eating, we celebrate Cybunny Day. It’s that one special day of year where everyone on Neopia takes a moment to come together and appreciate the companionship of those lovely pets that we call Cybunnies.

Also by dragondancer007

by mazaii_3


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The Kadoatery: How to Time Keep
You know those wonderful people that keep track of the times on the Kadoatery boards? Well we are here to teach you just that! You will be a timekeeping pro in no time at all!

Also by vltra_svr

by djleclair


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Haunted Woods Hero: Part Two
Varicose quests through The Haunted Woods to save his friend, Hugo. What wouldn't this MSPP do to get him back?

by lily_death

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Janet and Jane: The Case of the Vanished: Part Four
I didn't like going anywhere that involved going under Neopia's surface. Whether it was a cave, a catacomb, even underground tunnels, I preferred to stay out of them. Let me just say that I haven't had the best experiences with these places.

by chasing_stars44



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