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Headlines "Effistella the Perfect" by dorotheasansa I was born on the streets of Neopia Central. For the first few years of my life, I stole what food I needed, starved more often than not, and did what I could to avoid the pound. No one looked twice at me, a hungry, dirty Usul with small eyes and a skill for hiding. I was never named, never having had an owner, but developed a moniker after a few months of being shouted at by shopkeepers desperate to stop me from thieving. "Off!" they'd yell at me...
 
 
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  Interview With A Larnikin A small table sits in the middle of the room: a table littered with papers, a tiny terrarium, pencils, more papers, an open book, and something that resembles a horn used as a primitive sound-amplifying device.
  by  shy_gurl1983 |  
 
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  A Place in the Country: Part One "Oh, Mr. Jennings!" she said. "I am so excessively glad you could attend!"
Jennings smiled in response; he didn't think there was a part of the room that wasn't excessive in some form. 
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