Short Stories

	The 250s There were issues of every Neopian Times ever printed there, and Yeffie found pleasure in reading every story, article, and series there was to read. But Yeffie's sister was not a bookworm... by kemppotatoe
	So Many Times I, Listeria, earth faerie, lied to you. I ended your career prematurely. You weren't ready to quit, not by far... by hmlanden
	A Baby's Revenge It was a regular day, as they usually are. At precisely 4:30 AM NST I jumped onto Jeanie in her bed, singing. "Wake up! Wake up! The DAY is new! So wake UP! Let's get the day started!" by jeanaet
	Unnatural Beauty "I'm sorry, Prikkela," Ohndig said humbly. "I know you don't like me to be out this late. But you see, I absolutely had to..." by nut862
	Patience "I have patience!" the Blumaroo protested, waving his bread around wildly... by micrody
	Letters From Cloud Nine The first letter sat dully on my desk, placed there precariously by my owner Kaffee... by cupakaffee
	Decay, the Utterly Impossible Bika "No. You'll be my neopet." by zippo92740
	Message in a Bottle A shadowy figure approached the docks. In his hands, he held a sealed bottle containing a rolled piece of parchment. With a soft splash, the bottle dropped into the water... by philodox
	Adie's Guild Experience Truth was, the electric Eyrie was slightly creeped out by her guildmates, each with their own insipid personalities and eerie facial expressions... by vulpisarcanis
	Tea Friends "What is this?" Teacup asked herself. She dusted it off, to find out it was a letter. "A letter... from who?" by greenjunglekitty
	To Read or Not To Read I had already decided on what I was going to do - now simply to go through with it. "I need something to help me read other people's minds..." by feliscata
	A Bunch of Letters Again I can't believe it! I really can't. I was furious the first time I found out and when I confronted Lady Re, I couldn't help but cry... by ladyariel32
	The Issue 250 Delivery "Delivering newspapers? I thought we were going to write, or help publish, or do something that doesn't have anything to do with us running around..." Also by shadowcristal by precious_katuch14
	Eleonorea Versus the Scarab Mother She was aware that she needed the greatest of discipline and patience to hunt the elusive Scarab Mother. Now was the time of the greatest peril... by misscookiecrumbs
	One Bar of Chocolate "I'm going to buy some chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate!" Coco sang as she bounced along the pavement... by star_29791

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"One Bar of Chocolate" by star_29791
"I'm going to buy some chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate!" Coco sang as she bounced along the pavement... literally. Having eaten so much chocolate, Coco was rather like a large bouncy ball. She was just entering Neopia Central when a voice said, "Do you really need so many Neopoints?"

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A Gnawing Curiosity
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"That's far enough," Jasagh said. "Put it on the table."

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