Sanity is forbidden

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Issue: 477 | 14th day of Sleeping, Y13

Comics

	Exceeding Expectations Sometimes people will surprise you! Art by lilyed by winters_footsteps
	A series of comical events: Part 2 Now that you mention it... by michelle_ou123
	Scribbled Influential Keychain... by imp_oster
	Newfangled Tastes like Pteri... by dragon_loyalty
	Avatar Pet Woes: The Pink, The Proud How much popcorn is too much? by speakforme
	Gone Lupey: Feed Florg Are you suggesting any of this makes sense? by lioness_of_slytherin
	Diary of a Mad Neopian: Feline Fysiks Here's another installment in the life of a mad Neopian... and her crazy pets! by strangeperky
	Fun-Sized! Not everyone was made to be tall... Idea by kingdmge by boroyan
	Usually Not Funny -Spoiled I am the very best owner. by girlthehero
	The Goofers If you don't know yet, Xweetoks would just do ANYTHING for jellybeans... by lintsuf
	Ultimate Bulls- What a pretty fire. by kevinlin1216
	Babies Know Best! Whoa, a dubloon! Idea by wolfish_howl by wolfishmeow
	Neopian Neophyte - Tub of Larn I personally think they're kind of cute and chubby! by leedom111
	odds&friends: cybunny dreams your wish is my command. by bartongkillershrimp
	More Hardships of...Habitarium P3s Part 1 Seriously, it's not easy being a P3. by alagfalaswen
	Punched Lines Wasn't that fun? by campih400
	Neopian Antics #7: Reading is a messy ordeal Always keep a broom handy after reading! by ahqua
	Shades of Grey You should listen to your neopet, especially if it's smarter than you. by eloxitoki
	Techopalooza: Sparklers Starting off Year 13 with a bang! by desert_gp_dragon2oo5
	Say Cheese! Dr. Sloth appears! Idea by ikspeelvals by cinnamon_girl
	Neopets Phisics Wonders - Pie Fission Did you know... by hidden_0_o
	Shades and Hues 05 Shattered Purity Arc; Part 1/15 by mstr_dark
	Egg Wars Chronicles Zzz... by miajune
	Sloth's apprentice Sloth is in for some big trouble! by rasgirl
	Gnorbu Shearing Day This comic features Star, Lavi, and Kantheon. by lockednloaded21
	Chance of Rain Maybe some resolutions are best kept to yourself... by mizumew
	Spoofle: Awhh Sweetheart Aw, you shouldn't have! No, really, you shouldn't have-!! by caylista
	Cheesy Jokes - Sloth Appreciation Happy Sloth Appreciation Day! by cheesetwo__ff
	Foiled Again: Something has Happened! So that's what it means... by xxkatiexx_07
	Happy Sloth Appreciation Day? He has fans? by djudju22_8
	A Dr. Sloth Saturday Story Dr. Sloth is best, so I made this comic. Enjoy. by andeee12345
	The Bunker - The Makeover (Part 7) The answer is obvious! Find a patsy (again.) by hubadawaha
	Results May Vary: Mr. Coconut Doesn't that hurt? by return_of_itsy

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"Flashpoint" by antiaircraft and livvy_granger
You can just call me Varlock. Or Agent Varlock, if you're feeling really formal. So how can a JubJub be a Resistance agent? Yeah, I get that a lot. Well, let's see, I can think, I can run, and I can shoot. Good enough? What? How can I hold a weapon? Seriously, mate, that's a trade secret. Trust me, I can handle a blaster. Moving on...

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First Snowfall
"Come on, Ankwi, it's snowing! Hurry!"

by randomettee

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Sloth and the Salesman
Sloth gets a lesson in dictatorship 101 from a surprisingly ANNOYING source.

by butterflygirl113

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Safe as Houses: Neopia Survival Guide
How to protect your Neohome from Dr. Sloth, Zombies and Asparagus Chias.

by darkdandy

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The Super Smart Snot Splatter Strategy
Snot Splatter is a puzzle/strategy game. Since Meuka likes to put other Neopets passing the Haunted Woods in a sticky situation, you had better play this game to end his tyranny.

by bartdrunkeys

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Of Aisha-Bots and Crate-Moving: Part Two
Relieved, Kalsau found the tiny spacecraft and helped Dalia into it. He was just climbing in when there was a huge rumble of footsteps and the door opened. Dozens of Grundos poured in...

by foreverh0mes

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The Wheel of Glory: Part Three
Miles rewrapped his makeshift turban around his head as Thag and Plesio rowed the boat up the River Sakh.

by saphira_27

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