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Issue: 335 | 21st day of Running, Y10

Comics

	Razzle Dazzle - Episode XX Flying by khestrel
	One Fish, Two Fish Can't you try to look happy? by fish_puddle
	The Class of '08 Part One Starring all of your favourite comic characters! by _dead_meat_x_
	I See Dumb People ...Ugh. by runoae
	You'd Rather Eat That!? That Ummagine looks better... by superstarsusie01
	Meet the Guys Have you ever wondered what is scary enough to scare a Meepit? Now here's your answer. by nadin_lucifer_hawk
	Obtuse Lupe The Island Mystic isn't always a fortune teller, you know. by gerbilisious
	Neoquest Nightmares - Talinia's Aim Talinia learns to be humble... by lauziloges
	The Reason Why #3: Statues Uhh, it's sort of a long story... by synchroneyez
	Cola Madness Har-dee-har. by kevinlin1216
	Eat the Madness Orange Chicken by umbreon54399
	The Mystery Mystery Capsule Because everyone loves a good mystery... by kalis_coraven
	Koijuro and the Meepits - Part 4 Koijuro's neohome is being terrorised by meepits and this is just any other day... by newcomix
	Koteex's Life - A New Friend Sometimes things happen just in time. by cevierakasky
	Comic Relief - Special Animated Edition Join Puck, Zu and Tod in their (mis)adventures through Neopia. by hoeiva
	Snot Fair On second thought... by leoblaze__84
	Half Empty Look! by panther_puma
	Sketchbook I wonder why we've never seen Master's face... by sparexchange
	Neon (#5) MUMBO PANGO IS BIG!!! by zzanniezz
	The Meep Files- 2 The truth behind those innocent meepit hats. by djmaggiekolmar
	That's Weird... The Dark Faerie cackles... by __cuti3patooti3__
	Neopian Oddities: Featuring Tombstones Geez, those fangirls. by zafaraluvur_8
	Sketch Omelette Please think before painting your pet sketch. by seahorsepond
	Two and a Half Gelerts The Beauty Contest again... Art by owyll by silverqueengalaxia
	lunchbox Water does that. by nickulla
	The Art of Randomness munch by wind_whisper
	Rubbish Robber Somewhere at the Meri Acres Farm... by feverlama
	Wacky Wheel! Oh no! The Skull! by shadow_sabre_
	The (dis) Advantages of Being Ghost It's always annoying not knowing if you're on dry land or not. by bayfier
	The Red Brothers: Truly, The Meridell War You think you can defeat me?! by themuffanicmuffinman
	Baby Pteri's Easter In with the crowd by monkeybytes
	Easter Surprises Don't let this cookie crumble! Also by jess3153 by crazy_kathy
	Salt the Slorg: Screaming Contest EEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPP!!!!!!!! by summerchristmas838
	ice cubes Resist! by icecradle
	Easter Neggs? ...aren't these neggs supposted to have chocolate inside? by neofeather
	Edna's Easter Quest Happy Easter everyone!! by smockey11

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"Snowman" by goosher
Monica couldn't believe her fading vision, quite reasonably. Hallucinations were only natural. There was no way that a snowman was moving towards her, dragging itself inch by inch. But, unmistakably, she could see moonlight glinting off the top hat, clear as day. There was no other explanation. She could hear her father's voice fading in the distance. It was the snowman...

Other Stories

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What Have I Done?
As she thought about it, they filled her mind and thoughts, everything she did made her think of her Peridot...

by knannia

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Spring Songs
Go fly a kite! It is more than fun; it is wonderful, fantastic, and perfect. Go fly a kite!

by seciea

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Hungry Pirates Equal High Payouts?!
If you're tired of restocking or playing flash games, placing bets on overweight pirates is just the thing for you!

by subconscience

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Inexpensive (But Cool) Petpets
And there are a lot of cool petpets that are way beyond my budget! So, how do I remedy this problem? Well, yes, occasionally I save up and splurge, but most of the time I go with the inexpensive but cool petpets.

by resurrectedwarrior

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The Witches Ride Again: Part One
"Let me see... let me see... where did I put that ground Eye of Techo?" Sophie muttered under her breath as she trawled through the countless shelves in her shack...

by herdygerdy

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The Chronicles of K'drathe: Part Three
"K'drathe has returned to the Realm of the Evergreens! She has regained her lost memory, and will lead us to victory when we attack Neopia." Senka looked at the rest of the Dark Faeries...

by aislynn7777

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