Must-Haves for the Esophagor Fans of Neopia

     Have you heard about the latest trend in Neopia? The one and only - *drum roll please* - Esophagor! We’ve put together the OFFICIAL ranking of the best items in this Neopian Times exclusive! This list contains the MUST HAVES for any true Esophagor fan.

      10. Esophagor Bean Bag

     The Esophagor Bean Bag is a rare and unusual seat that gives your neohome the ghoul chic aesthetic you have always wanted. This is THE ultimate conversation piece - this bean bag oozes personality! It is soft and squishy, which means it is your comfiest seat after a hard day of work! You know your friends don’t have one, so show off your love for the Haunted Woods and Neopian lore with this design flair.

      9. Esophagor Chair

     Give your guests chills when they come over for dinner with these Esophagor Chairs around the table. These chairs are a must-have for spooky neohomes and are your ultimate kitchen centrepiece. It is almost like seating your friends on the Esophagor himself! Just make sure you have plenty of food ready as he is known to beg to be fed. Nobody has more knowledge than The Esophagor. And, just maybe, if you listen closely while sitting on the bean bag, you might hear a whisper or two during dinner time. Legend has it that he knows the secret language for communicating with the Brain Tree…

      8. Esophagor Snack Jar

     Equal parts horrifying and hilarious, the Esophagor Snack Jar is the year-round kitchen accessory you didn’t know you needed! This snack jar matches the perfect terrifying aesthetic - it is so grotesque yet so charming at the same time - it looks like it’s going to snack on YOU! Neopets with sticky paws (looking at you, Myncis) should think twice about sneaking a treat as the jar just might bite back… With a wide grin, the Esophagor emanates through this jar, making it the best snack security system neopoints can buy!

      7. Essence of Esophagor

     This battledome item is bottled nightmare fuel for your opponent. This Essence of Esophagor is literally the Esophagor’s soul sludge dripping and infused with malice. As if that wasn’t intimidating enough, when released, the essence does not just harm your opponent… it haunts them long after the battle. We highly recommend using this essence on your greatest rivals. A vial of ancient, semi-sentient goo with the power to disturb your enemies and gross them out at the same time? That’s a win for you.

      6. Framed Hungry Esophagor

     The Framed Hungry Esophagor is a must-have for all Esophagor fans. This high-end decor fits well into any Haunted Woods lover’s neohome. Is it mildly cursed? Probably! But that doesn’t stop you from having the best decor that shows off your dark and mysterious taste. This piece has that ‘They’re following you with their eyes’ vibe and is a must-have for all Esophagor questers.

      5. A Formal Interview with the Esophagor

     This is not just any book, there’s a reason why there is a steep price tag on A Formal Interview with the Esophagor! Filled with ancient lore and wisdom, this book gives your pet a rare glimpse into what goes on within the Esophagor’s mind. He’s known Neopia-wide for demanding food and grunting, but this book is where he finally speaks. Legend has it that reading this book will grant you good luck if on your next quest for the Esophagor. It is the perfect addition for your library or your den bookshelf. Help your neopets increase intelligence with true deep-cut lore and wisdom from the Esophagor himself!

      4. Esophagor Trick-or-Treat Bag

     This Esophagor Trick-or-Treat Bag is not just a candy carrier - it is an accessory that carries an extension of Esophagor’s charm! With multiple rare books and delicious treats inside, this is certainly a treat rather than a trick! Part of the thrill is that nobody is sure if this is just a bag… or something mildly alive. It may be both. It’s squishy when poked and may or may not make noises - we just don’t know! If you are brave enough to open one, please let us know what you get (or hear)!

      3. Esophagor Bath Tub

     This Esophagor Bath Tub doesn’t just give you a bath, it gives you an entire spooky experience. If you have ever wanted to feel like wading in Esophagor’s swamp, this is the closest you can get at home! The water is murky, the sides feel comfortably squishy, and it is the piece that will put you in elite territory when it comes to spooky interior design. It is a great place to relax in after beating your enemies in the battledome. This luxury piece keeps you on edge - scrub up!

      2. NeoQuest II Esophagor Stamp

     The NeoQuest II Esophagor Stamp is a collector’s dream, featuring the Esophagor’s tribute in the iconic NeoQuest II game. This stamp is a relic, capturing the best side of the Esophagor and commemorating him in spooky ink. Without this stamp, your Neoquest II album lacks character and wisdom. This stamp is the perfect way to show off your love for rare stamps, appreciation for the Esophagor, and knowledge for true NeoQuest II veterans.

      1. Esophagor Mask

     There’s a reason why the Esophagor Mask is our top pick for Esophagor items - there will always only be one legend, but you can cosplay as him! Dominate your next event and take out the mask to embody one of Neopia’s creepiest, yet most endearing, icons. There aren’t many items that make a statement like this mask does. Wearing this out in public shows everyone that you are a true Haunted Woods fan with a strong stomach (and guts!).