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What A Nice Gesture
Giving flowers is wrought with problems when you look like a joker

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Holiday Proposals That Celebrate Our Food Pets!
I've often wished for holidays that would celebrate our food pets! Over the years, I've made a list of fun holiday proposals that would pay tribute to our edible pets, and would make us smile. Chocolate Day already exists. What about the other food colors?

by indulgences

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A Beginner's Guide to Skirmishes
I have looked upon the face of the coming days, and she is beautiful, but the path that leads me toward her is dark with ignorance and distrust. - The Oracle

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How Not To Sneak Into The Magma Pool
Maybe not a paper bribe next time.

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by brooklyn3223

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