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You Know You've Been Playing Neopets Too Long When...

by thunderwolfcrys

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The Quiggle Ballet Tutu!
I'm going to buy one!

by ooorianeoo

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The Dark Side
Do not feed.

by vira8

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Painting Your Pet
Normally, pets are ecstatic when they're painted...

by artsyk

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The Pile of Soot: The Guide to Neopia's Lab Petpet
Let's start with the number 1 rule:

DO NOT SNEEZE.

by felineprince

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