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Issue: 713 | 29th day of Celebrating, Y17 |
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Headlines "It's All in the Presentation" by 77thbigby A roar of rage came from the Rainy Hollow Armoury. Lofty wrinkled his nose at the sound and entered the long building. To his very great surprise, a baby Skeith stood in the middle of the space, meaty hands clenched, green eyes glaring. Lofty approached the other baby, unsure of the stranger. Then, it came to him in an instant.
Lofty knew who this was!
“Brawnson!” Lofty exclaimed, thick blue fur bristling in shock.
The baby Skeith turned to face Lofty. “Yes.”
“How did this happen?”
“Boochi happened. If I ever get my hands on that Bruce…”
Brawnson’s words hung heavily in the air. Lofty barely managed not to shudder.
“Thank Fyora Split Paint Brushes are cheap,” Brawnson muttered.
“You’re not going to stay baby, then?” Lofty asked.
Brawnson stared at the baby Yurble as if he never seen him before. Then, he snorted.
“No, I’m not. Lofty, you know I’m the armourer of Rainy Hollow. How can I do that if I’m a baby?” Brawnson’s green eyes still shone with heat.
“Have you tried?” Lofty flicked his cinnamon roll ears as he looked at his friend.
“Why would I do that?”
“Why not?”
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Beneath the Haunted Woods: Part Three There was no time to think; the pale, bulbous eyes and teeth sharper than razors were coming ever closer, slowly slipping out of the cover of darkness. For a moment, Clara was paralyzed. Then her mind spoke to her, muttering one word that gave her the will to move...
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Janet and Jane: The Case of the Framed Detectives: Part One This one was serious and was going to be the hardest one that the company had received in a while. The worst part was that I had to do it all without my best friend. In fact, the entire case revolved around her. It wasn't even a real case - it was just me trying to find her. Jane went missing about four days ago.
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