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10 Bouquets For (almost) Every Occasion

There are plenty of bouquets around Neopia and they can be suitable for occasions of all kinds. But with such a wide choice there are many Neopians who get stuck with the mind numbing fear that they may accidentally choose a bouquet inappropriate for the occasion. And if you do that then you know for sure you won't be receiving an invitation for the latest Neopian Ball. However this guide is here to help guide you to make the perfect bouquet choice for any occasion

by usukii
Architecture of Neopia: Altador

To a scholar of Architecture, Altador is without a doubt the pre-eminent land in Neopia. The prevailing style is known as “classical”. For this reason, I ventured to the ancient land where the sultry evening streets are alive, with warming smells and crackling fires heating takeaway speciality hot dogs and fancy fig pastries. The architecture of this realm is often overlooked in favour of the annually held Altador Cup.

by arkwright
Flaunt Your Nerdiness: A Customization Guide

I’ve compiled a simple list of items to help you get started. My theme this week is geeky chic. The title of nerd was once a shameful nickname, but now it is worn as a badge of pride. The nerd subculture has grown tremendously over the years. Now your neopet can also revel in their own nerdiness with a wide array of wearables. Perhaps you can even sport matching pocket protectors, eh?

by mustang1772
Designing a Neohome on a Budget

Are you finding it difficult to create a well-furnished Neohome on the cheap? Here are some tips to help!

by guineagymnastics
Guide to Guild Success: Part 1

Get to know why your guild members are the most important addition to your guild

Also by imgonnageta.

by sosudude

The Definitive Guide to Fyora Fashions

As one of Neopia’s leading fashionistas, leading leaders, and the biggest advocate of the colour purple, it is not difficult to see why one would want to emulate the Queen Fy. However, with so many wearable options lately, this has become quite a challenge. Well, fear no more! If you are a fan of the Queen and want to show your pride on your sleeve, quite literally, mix and match the following pieces in this guide to create the ultimate Fyora fan outfit!

by oreo2135
The Best Food Items Under 100 Neopoints

re you pets tired of eating jelly and omelettes everyday? Do you want to treat them to something without wasting all of your neopoints? Then you've come to the right place! Here you will be reading about a variety of cheap cheap but delicious Neopet delicacies, all (or most of them) 100 Neopoints or less!

by shyslice
Book Reviews and Recommendations: Ixi Day Edition

Over the years, we have read a LOT of books, so she and I decided to start reviewing them. This time we decided to review books in honor of Ixi Day (11th day of Swimming), so we invited _Ixiish_, my Ixi, to join us in the book reading and reviewing fun!

by panda_baby150
 
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Flaunt Your Nerdiness



I’ve compiled a simple list of items to help you get started. My theme this week is geeky chic. The title of nerd was once a shameful nickname, but now it is worn as a badge of pride. The nerd subculture has grown tremendously over the years. Now your Neopet can also revel in their own nerdiness with a wide array of wearables. Perhaps you can even sport matching pocket protectors, eh?



Other Stories


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Pixie the Ixi
Deep into the woods of Meridell, far past anywhere Illusen would dare send a devotee, traveled a pair of Neopets on their own quest.

by sassyxsandra

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Haunted Adventure
Exiuz, a Checkered Mynci, had always dreamed of becoming an investigator for lost petpets, but it wasn’t in his plans to become one in the Haunted Woods. But regardless of how he felt about being transferred from the serene Mystery Island to the creepiest place imaginable, he had to set those feelings aside and focus his mind on the matter at hand.

by _kiki_93

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Mother's Balloon: Part Five
"But how will I live without you? If you cannot stay, then I must go with you."

by dewdropzz

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Faerie Wings III: The Nightmare of Dreamland: Part Five
The last memory she had prior to waking up in Dreamland was falling asleep on her bed in the real world. Now she was in a flower-filled meadow in a place she had never heard of before, talking to a Kougra she had never met before! None of this made sense to Kira, who was now puzzling how she had arrived in Dreamland…

by downrightdude

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Detective Alisha: Sparky is Missing! 7
Together at last!

by roxanna203

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Out of Line
Painting your pet can have unspeakable, horrific consequences.

by narutoluvr935



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