Short Stories

	Eye of the Storm The Shoyru simply sing-songed with glee, "It's a SURPRISE, silly!" and started flying off. Farrich sighed... by hypermouska
	Finding Snarkie At precisely that second, a loud (and quite obnoxious) shriek rang through the house, closely followed by a series of oscillating wails. Jaileen rolled her eyes and jogged off towards the living room... by silent_snow
	Trapped in Paradise Suddenly the ship lurched forward and Darren was sent tumbling over the edge... by hali12114721767
	Choosing a Shopkeeper Can Be Daunting "So, what kind of experience do you have as a shopkeeper? I mean, why should I hire you?" by zuziafruzia
	A Forgotten Memory The missing link between the Usurper plot and the Curse of Qasala...! by jjquil
	Sloth's Takeover! (Er... Well, Lack Thereof) I have invaded almost every aspect of Neopia possible. My latest conquest is the Neopian Times. Since I have already invaded the editorial section, I need a new challenge... by sumthingshiny
	Being Me It didn't really matter what they thought of me, of course. Their opinions, though often expressed pointedly to me in the hallways, meant nothing to someone who was proud to call herself a unique individual... by reggieman721
	The Reason Dr. Sloth is Here "Take this to the Neopian Times, and have them print this on the front page. Do it, or you will become the Spider Grundo's new toy," Dr. Sloth ordered the Grundo... by 24meepit13
	Sketching a Pteri She was a mere three feet away from the tip of the Rainbow Pool, and she jumped. Mew's adrenaline rush increased rapidly as she came within inches of the surface of the pool, and... by pigeons707
	Faeries Don't Forget We usually ignore her quests as she only heals pets and makes them heavier... by ira_7700
	The Changing ROOm This was never just a game, though. It never can be. For here, Yooyuball is life. Every goal is a vindication of your self and a victory for your team... by oily106

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Botching Birthdays

Hello! And welcome to Inky's Guide To The Top 10 Worst Birthday Presents! Yay! So, according to the title, probably one of the most embarrassing things to ever do to your friend is to buy a really bad gift for his/her birthday! So, in order to ensure that your friend is happy during his/her birthday, please consider the following suggestions and do NOT get these gifts for them!

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The Wonders of Meridell
On July 30, 2002, TNT released a new world called Meridell, and this Monday is Meridell's fifth birthday! *blows kazoo*

by gooie629

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Some How-To Tips on Playing Destruct-O-Match II
All I want to do is give some tips to Neopians who aren't so hot at this game, or want some ways to expand their gaming ability...

by darth_oblivian

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A Skunk Story: Part Three
"No! I can't be out of paper!" I shouted to the sky...

by czenko28

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Abandoned: Part Seven
Not a second passed before Taite heard the slam of the patio doors, announcing Kiran's presence. "All right, you can look now!"

by goldenpaw

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The Tell-Tale Tails: Sunny Side Up
Teaching Neggs to come out of their shell...

by nezreeze

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Kiss the... Princess?
*mwah!*

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by silvermare200

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