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	The Return of Destiny "Nice to see you again, dear reader. I mean, I, The Storyteller of this story, would be nothing without you. Thanks for caring about what I have to say. Especially for this magnificent story that I have rescued from the confines of Neopia." collab with sportsagain and noelia_pets by venused
	Lost Origins This is the story of Haileyyyyyy the Island Uni and Iron_Flipper the Island Bruce by fuzzballjesse
	Nyx the Captain of the Guard A Gelert finds help in an unlikely place by rkbear

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Every Holiday Day Handy Event Schedule!

Don’t go out and get a new calendar! Your eyes are not deceiving you! A recent Beta conversion of the Neopian calendar had resulted in an error of placing every single official Neopian Holiday onto the same day! A fix won’t be ready until after that day happens, so unable to ignore it there’s only one thing to do: CELEBRATE IT!

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Little Wish
April Fool's day can be heart-warming.

by daveandbaltoro

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Clash of Holidays: An Account of Magic VS Thievery
"Something has happened! It appears that there was a glitch in the switch to Beta and all of the Neopian holidays have been released. Keep a watchful eye for anything unordinary, and make sure to report all suspicious activity to TNT."

by sleepiestkitty

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Valenristmaween
What is Valenristmaween, you may ask? A wonderful question!

by parody_ham

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Top 10 Neopets April Fools Jokes through the Years
"Since then, TNT has been surprising users with funny, strange, and sometimes terrifying April Fools pranks each year on the 1st day of the month of Eating." collab with coconut_rat and corrina404

by theguy2020

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A Gift from the Dung Faerie!
No returns!

by thebellmaker

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Holiday Scramble
Can you unscramble these holidays?

by birdinggal

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