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Amethyst Kadoatie: Part One

I sat up in the long, tall grass; my dream interrupted by a faint cry. Looking around, I wondered what that noise was...

by candykitty
Neglect's Revenge: Part One

His owner spotted the dismay in his eyes and said, "Cheer up, Vendette, we're only another one hundred thousand neopoints away from your Darigan paint brush..."

by ewagon
The Curse of Talador: Fate - Part One

Close behind the Darkest Faerie, I stood helpless as my people scattered in despair, not even knowing why this creature was taunting them...

by funkiechunkymunkie
The Tale of a Petty Thief: Part One

What I ask for is for you to listen to the tale of a petty little blue Kougra thief, of the people who make up the most of the guild, of our dreams, hopes and goals. This is my tale...

by shadowcristal
 
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