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	Beach Ball Theft Well... What now? Also by Pinksrainbow by lyndsey4657
	Eclectic Antics: Pizza Delivery Dignity does not exist in this economy. by amarettoball
	Magma Contacts This is why you don't buy rip-off Lava Contacts for half the price... by madamidgaf
	Random Oddness It's not wise to get on Tangeriiine's bad side. by mistyqee
	Lab Ray vs. Beauty Contest Noooo!Also by breezah_baby by mustikeuh121
	Galaxy Hair It doesn't fit. by ketchup547
	Awkward Bruce Run away! by capn_scrac
	Monochrome Madness Just started again and... by zaxamijo
	UC Troubles: Express Yourself! Those poor things... I wish they could express themselves... by praline01
	Pastel Horror #2 - A Pirate's Favorite Letter Qysteri is VERY passionate about his puns. by badjadejuniper
	Coltzan Crisis That was... disappointing by contrastively
	Favorite Pastime I'm not sure that's how it works Also by likelife96 by twillieblossom
	Brainfreeze! Only the trained can handle a brainfreeze. by simbologies
	Monochrome Mixup I own so many colored pencils, yet somehow this keeps happening. by 0123kl
	Grey-t Day Thanks! by neopearly

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"The Sloth Gummy That Got Away" by redken9x9
It started out so pleasant. I was born in Virtupets Space Station– home of my creator, Franky. I never actually met Franky. He was spoken of as a legend among legends, Happiness Faerie impersonator and Beastly Ninja Tax Invader – whatever that means. Anyway, I lived for a short time in one of his most ingenious creations, the prestigious ‘Grundo Factory’. There, I learned the ancient art of holding my breath, sitting stiffly and staring blankly at everyone and everything. I was surrounded by illustrious machinery, glimmering in their rustic awe and dazzling me with their vibrant appeal of abuse and neglect. The workers were gorgeously chiseled and generously blessed with a profound air of apathy and regret. Everything was so beautiful! Since my scores were so high on the ‘Processing’ Exam, I was honored with the Limited Edition Easter packaging rather than the Standard Gold packaging that most of my companions got. When it came time for shipping, I was so happy and bursting with joy – even though I couldn’t show it – I pictured myself running up to one of the Grundos and hugging their ghastly bloodshot little faces like there was no tomorrow! How ironic that was. Sometime later, I arrived at the destination of my future dreams. It smelled barren of human contentment and seemed to possess as its guardian a chubby Chia with a disastrous looking haircut and a curious apron tied about its waist.

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The Sloth Gummy That Got Away
It started out so pleasant. I was born in Virtupets Space Station– home of my creator, Franky. I lived for a short time in one of his most ingenious creations, the prestigious ‘Grundo Factory’.

by redken9x9

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When Grandma Was Grey
An elderly Neopet shares a tale with her granddaughter that reveals a rather exciting past.

by minkton

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The Truth Behind the April Fools’ Clubs
April Fools’ is a fun time on Neopets with pranks both small to elaborate being pulled throughout the day. This year was no different with the main prank being the “Neopian Net Worth Calculator”, a way to determine our “value” we can then potentially flaunt and, most importantly, join a club with.

by pikachu315111

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Neopet’s Unexplained Mysteries –Origins Article #1
Today we are going to discuss the some things that The Neopets Team doesn’t want you to know. This article is *keys dramatic music* NEOPET’S UNEXPLAINED MYSTERIES!

by steve_km

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Chronicles of a Caped Crusader: Days Yet to Pass: Part Ten
It took five days to make the necessary adjustments to the machine to send Chloe to the past. Chloe spent most of that time with her little sisters or alone in her room with May. She saw Elise a few more times, but the Cybunny mostly wanted to be left alone with her pain.

by kristykimmy

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Venn and the Isolated Island: Part Two
The weather became increasingly stormy. The ship's path was one that passed through the outside of the massive storm surrounding Lutari Island; few ships took this course. The whole reason Lana went on this trip, aside from acting as the ship's engine mechanic, was to study the mysterious storm, for she wanted to someday visit it.

by mbredboy31

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