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Issue: 487 | 25th day of Running, Y13

Comics

	Shades and Hues 15 Shattered Purity Arc; Part 11/15 by mstr_dark
	Black and White: Psychiatric Troubles Let's hope he's got a PhD in exiting the digestive system. by fuzzymonkey31
	Neopian Anomaly, Part 9 We’re not out of the woods yet. by lizica166
	Recipe for Disaster #12 Kass Basher?! Ooh, I'm going to kill them! by prismfire
	Any Job Will Do - Part 05 Not Commander Garoo, Sir, that would be bad, Sir ... by crainwater
	Just...No. My theory stands that Earth Faeries are equivalent to Magical Hair Usukis. by treacherousfriends
	Scrutiny - Fashion for a Prince I wonder what Nabile thinks of him. by the_ash_groves
	Wingless Don't mock faeries... by azn__kiddo
	Faerie Quests Dreams DO come true - sometimes. by roxanna203
	...Really? Changing colours can be delicious too now! by x_rainbow_dreams_x
	Random Oddness Gross, Tarla. by mistyqee
	No right to say I feel for the guy. by osaaru
	Stamp Thief Save the Grundos! by tammytas
	The Truth Behind the Wishing Well Avatar Chef Bonju is causing trouble in the AC... again! Idea by brat_1030 by louise_the_zero
	Neopets Are Not Food! I want a magma Chia. Art by flyghing by brahski
	Even TNT Can Make Mistakes! Do I look like a lantern to you?! by tuxedobird
	Kadoatie Troubles Notice how quickly they get fed! by rockergirl141
	Questionable Weather Where does rain come from? by mydads69
	Elephante's Surprise SURPRISE!! Idea by swat_818 (: by boroyan
	Tooth Aches #2 Any loose teeth? by the_gecko_dude_ii
	Nonsense Pft... And you believe it? by baby_gal14522
	Robocrush Uh Oh... O_O by mooglerz
	Chocolate Lover gone too far 1 Ericka: Chocolate Lover Extreme! by deathspook
	Battle Ready A what? by ssjelitegirl
	Team Mayhem Sometimes Meteors can defy the laws of physics... and rational thought.... by dark_moon_blossom
	Behind The Scenes: Empty Calories Just use your imagination! by elyk442
	Dr. Sloth Saturday Stories: Cookies, and Stick Hands Dr. Sloth in a comic about something that happened last Saturday -- This is why you don't bring cookies to space. by andeee12345
	Angry Felines! Those crazy felines! Always fighting! by knimble
	Jelly Woes It's stuck! by tikoruso
	The Battledome Dilemma Ever wonder where the ideas for all those NC Mall items come from? by littlest_wiley
	Kougra Days - Veggie Chias? by _sebis_
	Family Matters Where there's smoke.... by forest_creatures
	Talk About Random Some things are difficult for snot pets like Dsut. by buizelmaniac
	Hoopla: shh Quiet! by _pokemon12_63
	Royal Demands Literally a royal pain. by thebusterbell
	Beautiful Night Would you still... by anhong_12
	More Hardships of... Habitarium P3s 11 One Grarrl's tooth is another P3's treasure. by alagfalaswen
	Knowing Illusen part 2 No Smiling Matter Concept by sarcasticdeath by vampirebunny18
	Welcome to the Woods Erm... is that supposed to be an Illusen doll? by opentaniec
	Fashionable Family Something tells me that Lulu is saving up her best clothing for the prizes... by mudiikip

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"The Return" by hersheykis96
My owner had left a long time ago. She had said it was just a little break, a hiatus, but of course it wasn't. After she left, I kept visiting her User Lookup. I used to stare at it for hours, hoping that the "Last Spotted" section would switch to "Under one day ago." But it just kept getting farther and farther away...

Other Stories

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Retirement
I watched her as she left for her desk across the room, and then picked up my quill and paper. Still nothing. My mind was drawing a complete blank...

by jockylocky

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The Glittering Visitor
Una set her basket on the table and went to hang up her hat. When she returned to the kitchen, an astonishing sight met her eyes. The basket was empty!

by alt1981black

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Little Things On Neopets That Make Us Happy
There are so many little things on Neopets that can brighten our day.

by jamba_jukeba

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Rules of Jelly World: Why It May Be In Space
Jelly World: The Battledome of our time. Everyone's heard of it, but how come we haven't FOUND it yet?

by suti_v2k_9_9

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The Remnant: Part Five
"I do not think anybody is quite that powerful. And so of course the question becomes – how in the world does he do it?"

by jokerhahaazzz

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Six Names, Six Lives, Six Owners, One Terrible Tale: Part Eight
I said my lines, but let me tell you, it is very disconcerting to have an angry Acara glaring at you when you are trying to read your script.

by ilovcanis

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