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Issue: 457 | 20th day of Hiding, Y12

Comics

	The Haunt Of Howl Hall, Part 10 You fail! Again! by buizelmaniac
	Hoopla: Quiguki Those are too girly. by _pokemon12_63
	Kadoatie Mishap: Part 2 of 2 A plushie kadoatie and a plushie kadoatie plushie?! That's a mishap waiting to happen!!! by purplebee2000
	Ghost Drive While on a drive in the Haunted Woods... by agentwerehog
	Life In Faerieland: Blurred Vision Am I still sick, Doctor? by cristininia
	Star Gazers Mmmm... cake... by neojedi11
	Neo Puppet How's the weather in here? by yaminoto
	No Oxygen: Snot and Beauty? SALE! by time_to_live
	Scarab Kerin and Xena head off to Kreludor to check out the meteor and come to an unexpected situation. by cleste33
	The Art of NOoOberdom Coltzan gets a long-term guest... by flaricfury
	Call Me Ishmael... When I Recover COUGH by melonswift
	Being a Space Defender Brave and tough! Also by sonumoo by _loving_my_baby_
	Books Poof! by roriee
	Completely Smart - Meuka achoo! by ms_meepit
	Freak-out - Breaking the Habit, Part Three It's beautiful! by ichigostars
	Kadventures Why so much stress about some little mess? Also by patjade by blaumann
	Dream.. or Reality? My Neopets haven't gotten over not clearing all the mists for the Tarla event... time to visit the Shop of Mysteries! by sculpture
	Well? or Sink?...Who Cares? I can never tell. by i_rox_my_sox315
	Poundlings: Pretty in Pink I don't like being blue... by emily5martin
	Dailies Isn't it so adorable?? by lumnatii
	Bombs Away! There won't be a next time... by ridaeux
	Wishing Well Secrets No petpets were harmed in the making of this comic. by lucas4429
	All Rights Reserved Oh noes!! It's the Pant De... pression? by scb5
	Champion I'm a champion! by fantaisha
	Powdered Sugar (3) Oh no, Where's the other faerie!?~ by foxity
	Zap Happy - Didn't Think Robots were Scary? Customization of robot pets gives a whole new meaning to the word "scary". by leedom111
	Bonju Blues #2 'Tis not easy, being orange. by 1992jk1995
	I, Nan, being of sound mind and body... bequeath my Queen of Hearts Dress to Quartite. by greenflavouredink
	Seeing Color~ Maybe you just did it wrong... by tune_heart
	In the Name of Science The Neopian Times does not approve of slacking off on the job. by lombre
	Excuses, Excuses... Oh, Bonju. by saphireblue3
	Behind The Scenes: Donate Today! Save the... wells? by elyk442
	Tender Love & Cupcakes Wheels aren't the only places in need of a major bailout. by tabbloza
	Neo Events! Still no avatar? by ilovepuppies31
	Tsuki - Usuki It's dangerous putting ideas into her head... by lilubee

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Observations: Hannah

Anyway, back to the story. Glass Bottom Boats, pets about to drown, etc, etc. The air was filled with tension and everyone was screaming. (I was a first-hand witness – I watched the news on Neovision.) And then... in rushed Hannah! The brave Usul was covered head to toe in waterproof material. She courageously dashed towards the boat and saved everyone on board! Please welcome no other than the heroine herself!

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The Quiggler's Quest
When the Quiggler was just a wee lad, his parents had high hopes for him. They knew he would one day do great things.

by princesskatiejo

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How to Become an Inventor 101
Another night spent awake trying to revolutionize Neopia, and another night with no success.

by daisukefan

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To the Rescue: A Petpet Rescue Guide
This guide is to give anyone missing the Petpet Rescue avatar lots of tips and help to getting that pretty, easy avie.

by xxxmagiabellexxx

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Observations: Hannah and the Purple Tights
It's the "embarrassing fashion sense". I mean, usually this isn't a problem. But when it's being broadcast as a disaster to users Neopia-wide, you do get resentful.

by ingina3

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Beauty and the Xweetoks: Part Four
Did she really want to destroy her best friend for the sake of popularity?

by st83_star174

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An Eternity Unbreakable: Part Two
Kameron eventually agreed with a nervous nod. "Whatever is better than facing midnight meepit squadrons, I'll go with," he hoarsely croaked...

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by ludmilia

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