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Issue: 168 | 2nd day of Celebrating, Y6

Comics

	Speck the Speckled What really happens during a game of Meerca Chase... by cheetah_kougra
	Totodum and Turtumdee : Gruslen Troubles II Who does he think he is? by huggsy_666
	Neopups It's embarrassing to go in there. by wicked_dragonite
	Neotails Scary news if you're a Neopet... by catsurii
	Stressful Slorgs Slorgs, manageable? I think not. by 4_ever_
	Dangerously Insane This is why you should never leave your pets home alone... by leah_51293
	About 4 Babies Funky glasses! by baby_faerie104
	Afterschool Horrors - Part 6 Why ME? by articuno_neo
	About a Pet Boulder "Being Cheap" by tambourine_chimp
	A Scrap of Reality "A Little Cute" by shikononi
	Jester of Non-Humor Be picky about the house you decide to pilfer... by jesterimp
	Avatar Difficulties: Kasuki Lu It shouldn't have been that hard... by fuzzy_green_glue
	If You Only Knew... Some Neopets never change... by mindela_me
	Version: My Pets Girlish figure? by blue_bunny_
	You Don't Want to Know... Run for your life! by _mist_fae_
	Homemade Phew, something smells! by fairystripe
	The Neo Experiment Is he good or is he evil? Nobody really knows... by mystic_dragon_4
	Jelly Chia Food Hmm... What does a Jelly Chia eat anyway? by arreat77777
	Dark Neopia What do you think you're doing? by dragon_spine
	Petpet Sitter You know, they really should choose their Petpet sitters more carefully... by looking_for_cybunny
	Not Just Another Neopet "Evil Peas" by everybody_say_moo
	Snowager Challenge That bad snowager... how I "like" him.. by firefree_girl
	Petpet Tails Comic the Second!! by little_hamsters365
	Neopia Over Used ...I thought it was happiness faerie not smelly faerie O.o by hyper_n_confused
	Brain Dead Haha! Look, Rytuno! He looks really funny in that outfit! by ashoryu
	Peanut Dash And They're Off!!... by cummi_is12
	Spooky Hey, a little help here? by ghostkomorichu
	Baby Kiko Adventures Don't steal from baby Neopets... by k_aren_z
	Life with Sparkalar This is why fire Neopets shouldn't eat Blue Bomberries... T_T by nestly2552chi
	Something Has Happened Not my day... Also by Ickessler>/i> by tdyans
	Icy Daze You're melting the snow! by bry_zee86
	Insane Sanity EAT MORE SNORKLE! by faerie_luvr_girl
	Comic Mischief Insults work against evil... by just_plain_tooony
	Lettuce Tongue I must be really sleepy... by i_hate_backstabbers
	Bucky the Babaa "A Very Traumatic Experience" by simsman24000
	Boo! It's the Ghost Jubjub! Everyone needs a hero! by gloss_frozen
	Just Another Day Addiction or Hobby? by twink_lingz
	Just Great Consider it done! by jeaniesofatso
	Oh Holidays Burp! by alisha_star11
	Major Malfunction #14 Muwahahaha! by moonxtal
	All the Pretty Bubbles The ultimate test nightmare... by naniwai_illusion

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Headlines

"The Snood Squad" by cheopspyramid
Always poking in others' business and constantly trying to find something wrong with anything that someone was doing. This got them into deep trouble that day...

Other Stories

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Innocent or Guilty?
Everyone thinks I broke into the Petpet store and took everything. Now I'm stuck in this cell underground...man, whoever REALLY did it, they must've looked a lot like me, or else I would not be here right now.

by ceetahgrls3

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The Unusual: The Dreams Of Dark Faeries
When a story is told of a young neopet being captured by dark faeries and forced to do their bidding, we all believe instantly that they are evil, twisted and demented by their own dark hearts. This isn't all true.

by lunavamp

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Wacky Island Mystic Fortunes: Part 2
Why are you always so good at predictions, Island Mystic? *sighs and goes off to buy potatoes*

by gkskis

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Bell’s Field Guide to Neomails
If you’ve ever won a contest, or lead a very important guild, you would know that the business of Neomails is a really tricky one. Hundreds of Neomails flood your inbox at an alarming rate, and believe me, it can really get on your nerves...

by belldandy213

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Freedom and Glory: Part Four
Terror filled her wide eyes and she began to tremble, but still the little Uni shook her head. "I can't give up," she said softly. "I need to win..."

by laurelinden

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Reign of the Shadows: Part Six
The Faerie smiled. "We underestimated you, Jeran. We thought you would find a way to escape from the dungeon, although we hadn't counted on Valrigard. But we never expected you to jump off of the castle!"

by feriku

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