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You Will Be Missed

Goodbyes are hard. Collab with ariane_black

by fabryce013
Blossoms

You like Twisted Roses?

by twillieblossom
Pain and No Gain

Nobody expects this random event

by chocokelle
Egg-ventures: A Medical Mystery

Some things should remain unknown...

by charlubby
Playing Kiss the Mortog

Which way to the castle?

by logical_loophole
Potato Pals: Part 1

A peek into family game night in Neopia Central. Collab with noileh

by adelle94
Battledome Woes

Uhh no one saw that, right? Collab with procrastinations

by knimble
Abominable Origins #2

(Follow up to Abominable Origins published in #1023!) How could it get any worse---oh.

by oroitz
The Real Reason for the Plot Break

Hmm...checks out.

by starleogirl09
The Lupees

Welp- anyone got a Yellow Paint Brush for sale?

by the_lupees
Tranquil Priorities

Collab with lorrai07

by shayn_
The Return Of Neopranks

Welcome back! (A continuation from issue 45!) Issue 45: https://www.neopets.com/newnt/index.phtml?section=5945&week=45

by wl_757
Which is the True Wheel of Monotony?

Wait a minute...

by obaraten
Treasured Moments

Every moment I spend with you is my most precious memory!

by pca_03101
A Knowledge Milestone

The Brain Tree doesn't hold all of the wisdom...

by varshajoseph
Working Together

So that's why they made those weapons so hard to get...Collab with bbydoll_ and Batya_Rose Description:

by flames_unleashed
Borovan Dipped

An unfortunate-- yet delicious-- blunder.

by ikib
Neopia Origins?

What a great question...

by starbiology
 
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An Interview with a Very Rich Slorg



I think everyone in Neopia is familiar with the Shop of Offers, hidden away in Neopia Central. Some of your elders may have told you about how it used to look a little bit different. How it was once a place of annoyance for some, a weird place looking like it belonged on another planet. Some even claimed it was a product of Dr. Sloth, related to Advert Attack. These days, it was the home to a variety of Slorgs. And one Slorg in particular was very famous. This Slorg was said to be extremely generous. Giving out Neopoints left and right, to basically anyone who dared to enter the abandoned shop. Sometimes a little bit, sometimes a lot, but always something. The Spooky Petpet was said to not seem any different from the other Slorgs. He was said to be green, slimy, and had a big smile on his face. I had not met the Slorg before myself, nor had I ever been in the shop. There were times I wondered if the Slorg was like Jelly World; completely made up, but many Neopians swore by his wealthy existence. So today, I found myself in the shop when I could not contain my investigative feelings anymore. I paused to look at the pamphlets outside of the shop before I entered. It gave notice of a Slorg infestation, and if the citizens could please help chase them away.



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Moltaran Secrets: Weewoos and the Magma Pool
Welcome to Moltara, a land located 7,000 feet below sea level, near the planet's core. Collab with profebest

by kalosis

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A Hero's Journey: The Curse at Lakeside
The Blue Acara heard the grinding, cranking sound of a bridge being lowered before she saw it with her own eyes.

by precious_katuch14

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The Best Daily No One's Talking About - Faerieland Employment Agency
The Faerieland Employment Agency is one of the best ways in Neopia to fill your vault at the National Neopian bank with piles and piles of shiny, gold Neopoints.

by phadalusfish

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Warm Up Your Winter with Soups and Stews!
Winter is in full swing in Neopia! When you think about the winter season, you’re probably thinking of all things fun and freezing - sledding down Terror Mountain, questing for the Snow Faerie, exploring the Ice Caves, or everyone’s favourite - collecting prizes from the Advent Calendar.

by jackie247

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Castle Planner's Journal: 1000 Years
Wolcott sulked in a quiet hallway of Meridell Castle. By now, he had learned which parts were the highest and lowest traffic.

by ferretboy85

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Pyramids All The Way Down
After retiring at the old age of 19, Theodaxx greatly mismanaged his finances.

by likelife96



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