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What To Do If Your Pet Is An Evil Villain

Bwahahahaha!

by seahorsepond
A Message to All Darigan Pets

Attention all darigan pets: Lord Kass has decided to grace you with a special message...

by yippo_yippee
The Complete Lab Ray Guide

Here, my friends (and... enemies...) you will hear a guide, which is likely overly-elaborated, on the lab ray...

by kinscin
Picking the Perfect Petpet - Part I

Are you having trouble choosing that one special Petpet? Part 1 of 3

by arah_n
Why Write For The Neopian Times?

Is it really worth all that huge amount of effort?

by absdafabs
Mind Boggling!

A list of Neopia's top ten brain-teasers, each in a different location!

by yampuff
Gravy Train

I would like to bring my study of Graviology to a broader audience. To that end, I have assembled here a list of my most favourite foods...

by mamasimios
10 Reasons Why Baby Pets Rock

These are ten reasons to convince your pet that being painted or zapped baby is not bad.

by marbookworm22
T.R.O.T.R.O.D.S. - The Guide

You must defend Kreludor (and various other places) from the notorious Dr. Frank Sloth...

by surath
Eye Liner Or Hair Dye? Life As A Neopian Goth

It seems that you haven't found your calling in life. It seems that the sun is simply too potent for your inner child of darkness.

by iamskot
How to Look Smart

While chatting on the boards, do you feel people do not realize just how intelligent you are?

by xoxheartlessxox
 
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The Perfect Petpet



As you may have noticed, Neopets do not come with their own Petpet automatically. You have to choose which one to buy for him or her. But which Petpet should you get for your Neopet? You want to find a perfect little companion, one that your Neopet will treasure. The Petpet will have to be fed, groomed and played with by your Neopet, not you, so it will have to inspire loyalty and a protective instinct into him or her. It should also have a least a few things in common with your Neopet, so that they have a good chance of forming a deep and permanent bond...



Other Stories


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If Wishes Were Fishes
One day, after two hours of hard work picking off the rotten berries, Brian noticed something tiny sparkling in the bushes. He pushed aside the leaves and leaned over to find...

by christmas_ice

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Disaster at the Faerie Festival
This year, though, a new faerie was going to arise for hostess. Terror Mountain's favorite Snow Faerie Taelia had decided to take up the task!

by xinnocenceagainx

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The Golden Globes of Light: Part Eight
When we arrived, we found the place a complete mess. Apparently, it had been raided by the wizards of the Mountain Fortress...

by torkie10

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Being Grey: Part Four
Was it possible Laeren hadn't found her note? Or maybe she had – and was too angry at her to come?

Also by psychopsam

by mithril_mithrandir


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Just Water
... -_-

by seiya_from_ashes

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No Use Being Evil, Jhudora
All her hair will FALL OFF!

by konayukii



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