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Petpet Pages: Marafin

Greeeeetings Neopiaaaaa!

Tis I, Noodles - fan of all things Neopets and your resident expert on your Neopets perfect, petite Pet pals - Petpets!

by noodle0lsoup

A Foodie’s Guide to Tyrannia

Food is a great way to immerse yourself in other cultures, and what location has as much fascinating cultural history as Tyrannia? Collab with surging

by clorox
Wobble to the Top: Game Tips and Tricks

With over 10,000,000 game plays, Wicked Wocky Wobble is a popular game that tests one’s patience and stability. Collab with shrimpy_stan

by rachu816
Hubert’s Hot Dogs: Best and Worst

Hello, my fellow Neopians! This is Charles the Chocolate Chia, Neopia’s top food critic here on the scene to give you quite the scoop.

by spukl1
Neopia's Greatest Hunters

As all Neopians know, May is the month of Hunting. Collab with littlebitdancer

by marinarasaucy
 
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"Uriela and the Chain" by turbomun
On a warm spring night in Neopia Central, the faintest hint of a breeze traveled through the streets, creeping in through an open window that it found along the way. There it entered a little house – specifically, the bedroom of a young Usul, whose fur rippled lightly as it passed over her. The Usul herself took no notice of this, slumbering obliviously, smiling a little at her bright and happy dreamscape. The bedroom itself wasn’t spotlessly neat, but it was at least an organized mess. Scattered all around were signs of the young Usul’s passions: nail polish bottles lined up by color on a vanity table; fashion posters tacked to the walls; a straight-A report card proudly displayed on top of the dresser. Heaped in a corner by the door was her backpack, with her name written across the front in rainbow marker letters: URIELA. On evenings when the weather was fine, Uriela loved to sleep with her window open. The feeling of the breeze ruffling her fur never failed to lull her to sleep. And now that winter was finally giving way to spring, she was looking forward to many more nights of starry skies, fresh air, and gentle winds. But tonight, the wind wasn’t the only thing that entered her bedroom. Uriela stirred when she realized that she had become cold. Still more asleep than awake, she reached down for her comforter, but her wandering hands came...




Other Stories


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Baking Memories
“Oh no!” Rosie yelled, wafting away smoke as she ran towards the oven. Tugging the door open, she grabbed a dishcloth and pulled out the burnt cake.

by elizabeth197288

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The Ceramicist’s Apprentice
A story about Osiri (from Osiri's Pottery in Lost Desert) picking up a new pottery apprentice.

by yuumeria

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The Timeless Tale
"Two years. It had been two whole years since Rhea's banishment from the Citadel..."

by chlo26

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Elizia and the Krawk Island Boat Race
"The sun was bright in the sky the next morning, the sands warm beneath Elizia’s feet. A trickle of sweat ran down her face..."

by platinum_marauder

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The Lupees
Highway tooo theee...GAMER ZONE!

by the_lupees

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Darkest Corner: Let's hang out~
Just hanging around... Collab with rurirawr

by dark_elfa



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