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Help! My Stamp Is Stuck!

"A single bead of sweat dripped down Sunny the Scorchio’s forehead. It should have been more, but for the past six hours..."

by erduoduo
Feathered and Flightless: The Discovery of Weewoo

"My name is Roxton: Roxton A. Colchester the Third. I’ve made innumerable findings travelling the continents of Neopia, and the discovery of the Weewoo is one of my favourite stories to share. It began..."

by enkouen
The Hidden Robot

"A Robot Tuskaninny flies past - on fire..."

by the_academy_awards
Echoes in the Snow

"I knew that I was growing old when I really started getting into jazz. My old man was much the same. I remember every Sunday morning he would..."

by kadface
A Weewoo's Delivery Day

"The crisp smell of ink and paper filled the air as another morning at the Neopian Times office began. Neopets rushed around, sipping their coffees and skimming their notepads..."

by maddie_bangz
Failure : A Boochi Tale

"There's something to be said about failure, or at least Boochi assumes..."

by xsorrel
Can’t You See Me?

"Novaic’s ears perked up at the sound of his name and bounced on over..."

by l0000000l
Niemyra's Big Break

"The alarm clock next to Niemyra’s head suddenly blared, violently ripping her from her dreams of a sunny, peaceful weekend with no deadlines looming over her head. She tossed her..."

by neoholic17
 
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"Can’t You See Me?" by l0000000l
”Butterscotch Latte and Sour Melon Pie for Novaic,” the Coffee Cave owner called out above the mild chatter and mellow music ringing throughout the café. Novaic’s ears perked up at the sound of his name and bounced on over. “That would be me! Thanks, Boss,” Novaic grinned. “And thanks for the discount, too! I’ll be sure to promote your shop to all of my friends.” The Yellow Shoyru scoffed and provided an exaggerated eye roll. “As if you and your group of friends don’t stop by every other day trying to haggle prices with me. Speaking of, is it just you, I have to deal with today? Are your friends a no-show again?” Novaic sputtered over his caffeinated beverage before defensively exclaiming, “Boss! You know I’m your favourite customer. Besides, I’m the only one who actually made the trip over here instead of wasting all my Neopoints on Dice-A-Roo just to catch a glimpse of King Roo.” The Boss smiled fondly at Noavic’s little pout. “Alright, alright. Drown your sorrows by taking a bite of that pie I know you love.” Almost instantly, Novaic’s eyes seemed to glisten as he quickly picked up his fork and went on to devour the delectable treat. For a brief moment, it seemed as...




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The Dream Quest
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by ellienib

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Cavall's Three Days of Giving
Not far from Meridell Castle was a spacious graveyard that honoured erstwhile employees of the castle. A wind had picked up, whistling through the blue Cybunny’s ears and rippling through his ruff as he walked past the barren bushes and bald trees, his boots crunching against a thin layer of snow on the ground.

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